Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

@variouslengthsofwire

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

die Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung = …

This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING

#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off

der Monsterwortgroll = …

Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll

der Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words

Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf

der Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf = throwing down the linguistic gauntlet

@variouslengthsofwire

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

I FEEL SO ATTACKED

@emperorsfoot

“Catfish" © Vivien Wu

Thank you so much for your responses and appreciation to this post! Prints are available on my Etsy as well as my Society 6 shop. 

Looking forward to doing more on this series soon :3

@emperorsfoot

My good friend @ashwolf2169 is finally writing a fan fiction! Whoo-hoo! 

All you bitches need to go over there and read it! 

This is her first written project, so be nice. 

My friend wrote this. Read it if you’re into Elder Scrolls/Skyrim!

Regardless of other factors, do you believe asexual people have the right to be part of this community because of their asexual identity?

Yes: 94.2%, 1838 respondents. No: 5.8%, 113 respondents.

Regardless of other factors, do you believe aromantic people have the right to be part of this community because of their aromantic identity?

Yes: 92.2%, 1771 respondents No: 7.8%, 149 respondents

Meaning of the letter “A” when appearing in LGBT[…]+ acronyms:

I’m just posting this here for my aces and aros who are feeling down on themselves and defeated tonight. Remember that nine out of ten people support you and that the current loudest voices are not those of the majority.

@kyoyamacat

1000 cranes 1000 days by origami enthusiast Cristian Marianciuc

this probably wasn’t what you were expecting but it’s what popped into my brain lol

i don’t even know how you’d wear a glass bowtie

Kurt once wore a bow tie that appeared to be made of glass or hard plastic, so I mean it’s a thing.

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

I’ve been tagged in this so many times, and it never ceases to be fantastic. Yes. Accurate.

I’m not sure of what, but it’s Accurate. 

…. @oddsboy I don’t know why I want to tag you on this, but I do.

@emperorsfoot

HELL TO THE YES I would

update:

another update lol

*quiet noises of glee*

i still like how this old-ass song by the diamonds is just about this guy whose girlfriend wants to fuck monsters, and i’d never expect such a relatable song to come from a 1950s quartet

“monsters turn my girlfriend on” the song

i like how it implies that she’s a comic geek and bi too. so relatable.

@editorincreeps I think someone wrote a song about you…

@emperorsfoot

Basically. 

Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.

Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.

For each and every young person that did this I am so freaking proud of you. You all are so young and already you show this much courage, this much will to fight. Keep it up you beautiful souls. Many of us hear you and we stand with you.

“I can say that Nakia, when we meet her, is a War Dog which means she’s one of Wakanda’s CIA members. Her job is to spy around the world and report back to Wakanda to keep Wakanda safe and keep Wakanda informed. […] I would say that I am very attracted to Nakia’s determination. She’s determined. She’s methodical.” — Lupita Nyong’o.

Several businesses with ties to the National Rifle Association are breaking up with the group amid mounting pressure from gun-control proponents following the Parkland, Fla. school shooting.

MetLife said it would stop providing discounts for auto and home insurance. “We value all our customers but have decided to end our discount program with the NRA,” the company told USA TODAY in a statement.

Cybersecurity firm Symantec, which offered NRA discounts to its LifeLock identity theft protection service and Norton anti-virus software, told USA TODAY on Friday that it had “stopped its discount program with the National Rifle Association.”

SimpliSafe, a home security services company, also ended its NRA promotions. “We have discontinued our existing relationship with the NRA,” CEO Chad Laurans said in a statement.

Rental car companies Hertz, Enterprise and Avis Budget are also ending their NRA discounts.

First National Bank of Omaha was among the first to ditch the NRA when it announced Thursday that it would end a Visa credit card it had offered with NRA branding, citing a deluge of customer complaints.

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“North American and Allied Van Lines no longer have an affiliate relationship with the NRA effective immediately, ”

Teladoc confirms it’s no longer in partnership with the NRA