MATORYOSHKA
Happy 10 years of K, everyone! This series has been so important for me. Thanks to everyone who reads this blog and has come along for the ride with me, I appreciate every one of you (´∀`)♡
Happy K 10 Year Anniversary!!!
Shoutout to anyone who knows every chara in this pic off the top of their head
you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time
if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life
Death
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration