Who was the man who first salted the slug
What was he thinking to try
Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures
Hoping for one which would die
Who was the man who first salted the slug
What was he thinking to try
Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures
Hoping for one which would die
ǝuoƃ sᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq sᴉɥʇ ǝɔɐɟ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥ ʇɐ ʞool ‘ɥƃnoɥʇ ɹǝɥ ǝɯɐlq ʇ’uɐɔ
Everyone always makes fun of mimes, but I’ve like never been not impressed by a mime. I want to learn these skills.
THE POOR BABY MIME FELL OVER HHHH I SHOULDNT LAUGH BECAUSE I KNOW THE PAIN OF MIMING BUT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL
Getting thrown into the real world like
no way in HELL yall thought ‘dave’s next ow shitpost is gonna be mccree combat roll screencaps’ but here we are
tag yourself im
netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.
s/o to dewey’s stand in
December 27, 1985
This is it. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.
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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.
I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.
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HE’S WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
I made a book of “magic spells” and left it at a metaphysical shop. See more spells on Facebook.
somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying
This is called a bootstrap paradox and is personally one of my favourites
On Watchpoint Gibraltar, the camera for the hero select screen is in the spawn point and I like to hop up there with Winston to say hi when people are picking characters
The trailer for the first Dark Souls 3 DLC is here!
teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
you should not take acid before sitting down for a meal.
you let them escape
Beauty and the Beast looks great
This makes me think of the other mothers hand from coraline
This looked really cool bjt then soneone just had to mention the Other Mother’s hand.
Now I’m terrified.
I’m on mobile but I’m positive this art has a source can some1 do a reverse Google search