What's Your ETA?

😂😂😂😂 FUCKING CRYING

I need to see the rest.

stayoutoftreble Found it

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

literally all white people on tumblr

omg I loved this part

“where did all your money go?“ 

i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.

Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours* Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*

At band/work/school: I have so much to do when I get home I’m gonna do laundry and clean my fish tank and work on my homework At home: sits down on bed and can’t get up for 3+hours

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

bein called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh

trebleisnotmyforte babe <3

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

When someone is copying ur hw and complains about ur handwriting like bitch ur fuckin pushin it

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

SHE DIDN’T PUT A LID ON THE BLENDER AND I’M CRYING

no one man should have this much power

this is way too cute!

This is literally the best thing I’ve seen all year.

this is the best day of my life