wtf

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

OH SHIT

after seeing quite a titty 

honestly if i send a boy a nude i expect like a 3 page paper analyzing my beauty and comparing me to great works of art

shout out to pringles for being the only chip company that doesnt sell air god bless you

how many presidents do u think have jerked off in the white house

all of them

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

I’m not sure which one is the real friend

i tried to play it. i tried to fucking play it but no you wont let me have this. is this some reverse psychology shit. have i been reverse rickrolled. what is the purpos

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food