don't worry, be yoncé

Deadpool 2: a pansexual lead, a mixed race lgbt couple, a plus-sized main character and a female superhero with vitiligo

Me:

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

When they’re Breathing:

   Walking: 

  Asking to go to the bathroom: 

  Eating:

  Talking to other people:

   When they talk to you:

pink is the best color and the sooner we all realize that the sooner we evolve as a species

Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea

We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.

that’s exactly what happens

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.