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ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING
🧡 Queen Amidala and her Handmaidens 🧡
Zoya bristled at that. “The Second Army was a refuge.”
“Maybe for some,” said Tolya. “The Darkling took Grisha from their parents when they were only children. They were taught to forget the places they came from, the people they knew. They served the crown or their families suffered. What kind of choice is that?”
“But no one experimented on us,” said Zoya. And some of us were perfectly happy to forget our parents.
“No,” said Tolya, resting his huge hands on his knees. “They just turned you into soldiers and sent you out to fight their wars.”
rule of wolves | 9 | zoya
Together, they drifted, Jordie’s distended body acting as a raft. Kaz kept kicking, trying not to think of his brother, of the taut, bloated feel of Jordie’s flesh beneath his hands; he tried not to think of anything but the rhythm of his legs moving through the sea. He’d heard there were sharks in these waters, but he knew they wouldn’t touch him. He was a monster now, too. [..] When he reached the top, he flopped down on his back on the wooden slats, then forced himself to roll over. Jordie’s body was caught in the current, bumping against the pylon below. His eyes were still open, and for a moment, Kaz thought his brother was staring back at him. But Jordie didn’t speak, he didn’t blink, his gaze didn’t shift as the tide dragged him free of the pylon and began carry him out to sea. I should close his eyes, thought Kaz. But he knew if he climbed down the ladder and waded back into the sea, he would never find his way out again. He’d simply let himself drown, and that wasn’t possible anymore. He had to live. Someone had to pay.
SIX OF CROWS, Chapter 22 SHADOW AND BONE, Season 2
sometimes twitter is funny
would you still love me if i was a webp
I was browsing Tumblr, when suddenly the words swirled together, forming eyes and a nose, and a tall man made entirely of words stepped off the screen, dressed in a suit made of reblog icons and a hat made of bowties.
“I AM THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN”, he said.
I opened my bank account. I had just lost 2000 dollars.
Stfu about sans, the onceler, reigen or whatever
This is
Tumblr Sexyman
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
myyyy heartttt hurtttssss and I wanna ccryyyyyy but lol gang gang
God as much as I'm enjoying Team Uthodurn and how much I love Deanna and FRIDA, I am desperate to see Ashton and Orym witnessing Laudna in Professional Survivor mode.
Like those two are so ultimately young compared to her, and while they've had great personal tragedies, they've never lived through anything actually apocalyptic. Laudna basically has.
I want her to pick them up by the scruffs of their forlorn necks and teach them Survival in Any Context (though not at any cost). Show them the Laudna that scrabbled 30 years for a future without knowing if she'd ever really get one. I wanna see a sharp-eyed Laudna who has a mission and has no patience for wallowing in despair.
*grabby handssss*
Imogen: FINE. For the sake of saving the world, we can go kind of in the direction of my hometown where my dad still lives so the skyship will know where to find us.
FCG, sensing a Potential Therapy Moment:
EXCLUSIVE fcg faces
so this episode huh
Have a screenshot redraw based on a tweet because I haven't posted art in ages and its time I fixed that dhdhdhdh
Said tweet:
a collection of CR memes - pt. 1