f*ck marry kill of mendelssohn, tchaikovsky, and salieri

marry tchaikovsky because he’s perfect. although, the last time he married a woman it didn’t turn out so well for him, so maybe it would be better just to kill him

fuck mendelssohn because why not

and kill salieri because I just don’t particularly enjoy him

Believe me, as a highly respected member of the vegetable fandom I do not mean that as an insult

Okay guys, I think it’s time I embraced my true identity

‘tis I, Antonio Celerieri

I hops none of you arti-choke with surprise when you see this and I hops for support during this difficult time. Pea-se don’t be too cress with me, it hasn’t bean easy hiding the truth from you all for so long, but I hope everything dill become clearer if you lettuce work through this together. I mustard you not to leek this too far as I don’t want people to think of me any differently, I yam still the same me from my head tomatos. I shallot be telling too many people lentil I am more confident, but I trust olive my lovely followers to support me. I luffa-ll of you, thanks for being grape!! I’m going to start trying to betroot to myself! Who knows, now that i’m out maybe you’ll find me on tinda ;)

Believe me, as a highly respected member of the vegetable fandom I do not mean that as an insult

Okay guys, I think it’s time I embraced my true identity

‘tis I, Antonio Celerieri

I hops none of you arti-choke with surprise when you see this and I hops for support during this difficult time. Pea-se don’t be too cress with me, it hasn’t bean easy hiding the truth from you all for so long, but I hope everything dill become clearer if you lettuce work through this together. I mustard you not to leek this too far as I don’t want people to think of me any differently, I yam still the same me from my head tomatos. I shallot be telling too many people lentil I am more confident, but I trust olive my lovely followers to support me. I luffa-ll of you, thanks for being grape!! I’m going to start trying to betroot to myself! Who knows, now that i’m out maybe you’ll find me on tinda ;)

Believe me, as a highly respected member of the vegetable fandom I do not mean that as an insult

Okay guys, I think it’s time I embraced my true identity

‘tis I, Antonio Celerieri

I hops none of you arti-choke with surprise when you see this and I hops for support during this difficult time. Pea-se don’t be too cress with me, it hasn’t bean easy hiding the truth from you all for so long, but I hope everything dill become clearer if you lettuce work through this together. I mustard you not to leek this too far as I don’t want people to think of me any differently, I yam still the same me from my head tomatos. I shallot be telling too many people lentil I am more confident, but I trust olive my lovely followers to support me. I luffa-ll of you, thanks for being grape!! I’m going to start trying to betroot to myself! Who knows, now that i’m out maybe you’ll find me on tinda ;)

Believe me, as a highly respected member of the vegetable fandom I do not mean that as an insult

Okay guys, I think it’s time I embraced my true identity

‘tis I, Antonio Celerieri

I hops none of you arti-choke with surprise when you see this and I hops for support during this difficult time. Pea-se don’t be too cress with me, it hasn’t bean easy hiding the truth from you all for so long, but I hope everything dill become clearer if you lettuce work through this together. I mustard you not to leek this too far as I don’t want people to think of me any differently, I yam still the same me from my head tomatos. I shallot be telling too many people lentil I am more confident, but I trust olive my lovely followers to support me. I luffa-ll of you, thanks for being grape!! I’m going to start trying to betroot to myself! Who knows, now that i’m out maybe you’ll find me on tinda ;)