There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

that’s why she’s being bullied

What ?

dracula queefed whats not to get

The 5 long shots of Episode 106 - Two Storms

imagine you’re at your rehearsal dinner and a lady just sits down and tells you a lesbian ghost story for 9 hours straight.

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs

we also regard dogs as “masculine” and cats as “feminine” to the point that it’s “weird” for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as “sexy” animals

Im 100% grossed out by this

this fits into my confusion as to why it’s perfectly acceptable to hate cats but blasphemy to hate dogs

That last comment just fucked me up

Me with Daenerys tbh

every male dog owner ever:

don’t step in your pee don’t step in your pee don’t step in your p-

ohhh you stepped in your pee

also every male dog owner ever:

don’t piss on your leg don’t piss on your leg don’t piss on your le-

ohhh you pissed on your leg

also:

don’t piss on that dog’s head don’t piss on that dog’s head don’t-

sorry for your dog ma’am

Omg just the other day my cattle dog squatted to pee and my big dog tried to pee in the same spot and pissed all over her shoulder 😭

Why I don’t ever want a male dog tbh

three amigos

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me, every time i eat a strawberry: this one's for frodo and sam

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Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?

Because the sun just came out.