today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

Y’all don’t understand how fucking funny this is

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

if this website shuts down turn your minecraft render distance down and ill be there in the fog

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

September

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

me trying to wake up for an 8am

booty shorts that say “god won't let me die” on the ass

 “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on

as long as it has a sensory organ or two and some limbs, it’s humanoid enough as far as I’m concerned.

Behold a man

the bare minimum is that humanoids must be bipedal

Behold a man: part 2

And they can’t have feathers

BEHOLD A MAN

Man we really are doomed to repeat history aren’t we?