Timey Wimey Stuff

purritos!

@lukearan

oh, honey.

It doesn’t happen like that. You don’t just wake up one day and find that everything has worked itself out. You must get out of bed, morning after morning, and make a conscious effort to control the circumstances of that given day. You must learn to handle your issues with grace because you respect what they are attempting to teach you. You must drown your insecurities slowly, one self-realization at a time. You must allow yourself to feel the fear bubbling just beneath your skin but you must never allow it the satisfaction of crippling you; grit your teeth and march on. You see, they never tell you how hard these things will be. This fight to reclaim yourself is not easy or straightforward but, my god, is it necessary. 

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

I don’t think this photo needs any further explanation

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

Whos the girl. Anyone know?

jeans that fits around your waist AND your thighs ???? its just not realistic

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

problem solved 

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

I wish the Chewbacca, Luke, and Leia bits were included in the newer cuts. Like we knew time has passed it would have been cool to see this and that they were on good terms.

Thank you for posting this!!

That this and the sandstorm scene were cut makes me crazy still - those two scenes would have made it a much better film. I really love this scene - you get to see Chewie, Luke and Leia - and the Han scene looks way better.

lmaoooo

starkara:

#you forgot aang (michymouses28)

FUCK ur right

what is this weird trope..the color coded bald dude cult

IT’S HAPPENING

IT GOT BETTER