The Very Model of a Scientist Salarian.

pour one out

“It’s too soon, Miles”

BALDUR’S GATE 3, LAUNCHING AUGUST 2023

Only good thing about Christmas time is I get to hear carol of the bells all the time but the bad part is I have to act normal like that song doesn’t go hard as fuck

Every other Christmas song is like la la la I love you christmassss or oh jesussss I love youuu meanwhile carol of the bells is like fire shooting out of a flaming skull but it’s like in a snow globe it’s like a fucking boss track

Its cause its a christianized Ukrainian new years song- originally called Shchedryk / The Little Swallow it was "adapted" and given new lyrics that had nothing to do with the original ones.

Gotta do everything myself around here

Neat.

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Issa Rae as Jessica Drew/Spider-Woman in SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin Thompson

Happy 15th Birthday to the game that made it mainstream to be a monsterfucker!

The voice, the scars, the curves...

None of us had a shot at being normal after this.

“You’ll notice I’m barely in this sequel - this time I’ve been replaced by a CGI fox and yet another character with knuckle claws.”

This means MORE now that he barely had any scenes in the enchanted sequel I’m losing my shit

Originally posted December 10, 2021

Everyone has their niche. Like how Sean Bean dies in everything.

Peter 1, Peter 2 and Peter 3 + SPIDEY SENSE

Happy N7 Day!!

Oh my God.

The board of directors' names?

They're the names from Fighting Baseball

I don't know if that was on purpose or an Easter Egg or what but either way it's magnificent

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

What the fuck is this movie about

it’s about weird al yankovic did you not see the title