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Lipstick & Crossbones

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Cast a Book

I’m gonna do this thing.

When I read a book, I like to choose actors and stuff to ‘cast’ them in the book, that’s just the way I imagine them (even if sometimes the actors are too old, or don’t fit the description or are, you know, dead, it doesn’t matter to my brain), so I’m gonna share these with you.

I’ve recently read Beautiful Redemption

and voilà…

Thomas Maddox: Drew Van Acker

Liis Lindy: Brenda Song

Val: Jaimie Alexander

Sawyer: Josh Holloway

Marks: Jesse Metcalfe

Jackson: Kevin Alejandro

Anthony: an older version of Ncuti Gatwa

Grove: Jason Alexander 

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Cast a Book

I’m gonna do this thing.

When I read a book, I like to choose actors and stuff to ‘cast’ them in the book, that’s just the way I imagine them (even if sometimes the actors are too old, or don’t fit the description or are, you know, dead, it doesn’t matter to my brain), so I’m gonna share these with you.

and voilà…

Joan Woodbury: Joan Cusack

George Woodbury: Michael McKean

Sadie Woodbury: Joey King

Andrew Woodbury: Chris Lowell

Jimmy: Oliver James

Elaine: Marissa Tomei

Clara: Molly Ringwald

Dorothy: Christina Hendricks

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

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butchercat

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

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killjoygem

TO BE JOLLY

I always misread it as “Santa’s asshole” and it makes it even better

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie

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