OKAY? Okay. Let’s move on.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

If you were on Drunk History, what would you drink & what topic would you discuss?

6 bottles of wine and zora neale hurston 

Mojitos and the 1763 lacrosse game-turned-Indian-takeover of Fort Michilimackinac

Absinthe and Verlaine shooting Rimbaud.

gin & tonic and the lost generation or historical women writers OR the fucking Romantics and their shenanigans 

half a fifth of rye and the battle of hastings

margaritas and hurrem sultan

Gin/Earl Grey tea and the history of mining/oil booms in the US.

Rye and Ginger and 1970s sitcoms OR marriage equality campaigns in Canada, the US, France and Argentina

Pink wine and the WW2 defences of the City of London.

Tequila and the collapse of the medieval Italian banking system.

Gin and tonic and the history of mathematical logic 1879-1931.

Ridiculous blue cocktails and the life and times of René Descartes

Rum & coke and women in pre-WWII European Jewish communities.

Vodka orange and the history of the 5 pre-new 52 Robins (excluding Carrie Kelley)

three pints of wheat beer and the New Zealand Settlements Act 1863

Old fashioneds and the fall of the last royal family of Russia

Alia Shawkat photographed by Matthew Sprout for Interview Magazine

Very true. 

just saw hamilton in chicago and hamilton is so tiny burr literally picked him up off seabury’s platform and put him on the floor

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@feedonthespectres I JUST GOT AN EMAIL YESTERDAY REMINDING ME ITS ONLY A MONTH AWAY

Why is she so damn pretty!?

If Luke Cage is racist because it has a predominantly black cast, wouldn’t that mean all the other shows that have mostly white people are racist as well?

White people calling Luke Cage racist is the proof that they’ve always understood what Black people have been complaining about. I hope y’all recognize this and waste no more energy on them. Cus even if they didn’t get it you don’t owe them intellectual labor.

I’m hoping that White people exposing themselves will lead to more White people getting the shit slapped out of them.

Its attitudes like that that are keeping us segregated ^^^. You hear black people say, “Whites can’t have dreads” “Whites can’t listen to rap” “Whities aren’t allowed in this neighborhood”. Hear me out on this tho, black people do far more to separate themselves from white people

1. Cultural appropriation. EOD. 2. ???? When have you ever heard anyone say that lmfao omg 3. As if the inverse wasn’t said far more, and for way longer and was actually LAW at one point. 4. We don’t “separate” ourselves. We create spaces for ourselves when we aren’t wanted in regular spaces, and for reasons only they can understand, they get mad at us for it.

White people literally started segregation, LOVE TO UPHOLD IT, and get mad that they feel left out of places that they technically didn’t want to be anyway, how much sense does that make?

This was like 3rd grade ignorance.

You’re not rid of me

my kind of sext: hey are you feeling safe and emotionally fulfilled because i am here to talk to you if you’re not due to the fact that i care about you a great deal