Head for the Hills.

Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

they call me eggboy

he do be lookin kinda fresh doe

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

Rudolph Tegner - Aphrodite (plaster), 1939

#this is what my camp counselors all looked like to me as a kid#in my last year at camp they were revealed to be regular schlubby sun-damaged people (SINCE WHEN?)#but to camper mbl all the effortlessly strong and fast and tireless grownups looked like this#distantly from the beach while watching us have mild calamities in boats.#not THAT much more clothed than this BUT with stark tanlines. Yeah#This is what the hands and forearms of a summer camp counselor always look like#just put those reflective shades on n there it is(via @manyblinkinglights)

blue root

herbal, Italy 15th century

Philadelphia, University of Pennsylvania, Rare Book & Manuscript Library (@upennmanuscripts), LJS 419, fol. 42r

deity who watches over house cats

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

sometimes my friends send me good reels

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Michał Mroczka (b.1984) - Pillow for the Sleeper. 2022. Acrylic on canvas.

racists getting mad in the notes on this cute video I posted now lmao. the reason I posted it to begin with is because I was seeing too many posts about Palestine where people were talking about Palestinians as if they are a political problem to be solved and not human beings.

Of course when it comes to Palestinians who simply trying to enjoy moments of happiness they often get judged and disrespected for it!!! anyways here's the full song that they’re singing. it's a traditional folk song sung by the beloved Palestinian singer-songwriter Rim Banna, known as the voice of Palestine. (Rest in peace). her music truly captured the spirit and resilience of Palestine. May her legacy continue to inspire and resonate with people around the world. ✌🏼🖤❤️🤍💚

original post date: May 18, 2021

Me if I were a dog

hey good news

there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"

Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet. They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.

They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.

Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.