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                          ❝ let’s grab a bite to eat, it’s my treat!

                                      average girl with an extraordinary appetite. now say hi: 1, 2, 3

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>**[send a symbol for a text -- “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text!](http://bruhbomb.tumblr.com/post/126199995972/rhiannonbye-send-for-a-morning-text-send)**( **SMS**: REAL LIFE CERSEI ) how do you think gambino's doing rn( **SMS**: REAL LIFE CERSEI ) i hope he's having fun

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
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if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

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`66.

number game!

Last but not least! This is gonna be gross and cheesy af, just warning you. I've said before that you're without a doubt one of my best friends, but you're honestly more like my very best friend. I've only known you for about a year (almost? maybe it's been more like 10-11 months, I can't remember) and I can't even clearly remember how we met, though I think it was because of Lazy. I guess how we met isn't important though, and what matters is the friendship we developed over time.

When we met I remember you were super mean to everyone, including me. What amused me though was that you continued being mean to everyone else, but started being super nice to me instead -- I think I used to brag about it sometimes. Knowing me I probably did. You quickly became someone I considered a good friend. I may not have trusted you to the point that I told you everything back then, but I definitely opened up to you more than I normally would.

Enough about the past though, now I can get to the REAL gross part. I honestly don't know what I would do without you. I'd be much more bored all the time, to say the least. I've gotten to the point where I'm so comfortable with you that I'll tell you every little thing, even things you may not have needed or wanted to know. You've always been there for me and I try to always be there for you, no matter what for. I really love talking shit about the people we hate together, and even the people I hate that you still (for some unknown god damn reason .___.) tolerate. And *especially* the people who hurt you. [Insert 1000 knife emojis here.] Honestly I'm super protective of you even though I know you can take care of yourself. I guess it's some kind of older sibling instinct I never knew I had, but who knows? I'll always be there for you with the getaway vehicle when you're dealing with trashy people, and I'll also always be there to tell you exactly what I think, 100% truthfully whether it's what you want to hear or not. You're an important friend to me and I care about you a ton. I love you in the most #nohetero way possible.

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`69.

number game!

Gonna start this one by pointing out the fact that this vine is basically us. You're the actual dictionary definition of cute, and no matter how much you say I am, I'm always going to insist that I'm not cute. But that's irrelevant. Anyway.

Having you around is so nice though. It's not very often that I meet someone who I can relate to about so many things. We have a ton of weird similarities but also a ton of differences, so conversations with you never feel repetitive or like I'm talking to myself. I feel like we're constantly learning new things about each other and it's nice. I feel so comfortable around you and I'm not scared to open up at all, I know you'll be there for me to talk to and I'll be there for you in return. You also make me laugh and shit like that. I'm never bored when I'm around you, and I wanna keep you around. No matter what it is, if anything is ever wrong you can expect me to have your back and defend you. I dig you a whole fuckload. Maybe almost as much as googolplex.

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`001.

number game!

I like your taste in numbers. Less is more right? Actually I think short people made that up to feel better about themselves. So in your case yes, less is more -- Kidding! Sort of.

When we met I could tell you were someone I could easily get along with, and so far that impression hasn't been proved wrong. Even if sometimes it seems like you're copying my personality word for word minus a few small differences in preference (vanilla ice cream, come on -- I'm gonna teach you how to love yourself). I'm mostly kidding, though we are surprisingly similar. My response to just about anything you say is "same" and your response to just about anything I say is also "same." I don't think that's a bad thing though, it just shows how great you are! I haven't known you for very long and even then we used to not talk at all, but I'm glad we've been talking more recently. You're hella fun to have around.

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`314.

number game!

Listen, you're one of my best friends. I've known you for about a year and 4 months now, but honestly you can just forget everything about me from when we met. I'M EMBARRASSED. WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT. I thought you were senpai af back then and continued to think so for a while, but now that I've gotten to know you better I learned that you're just as much of a nerd as me. Your math and science jokes give me life, and I love listening to you talk about how much you love physics. QUANTUM MECHANICS 4 LYFE.

But on a more serious note, I'm so glad to have you around. You've always been there for me to lean on and complain/rant/talk shit/whine to. You helped me feel much less like shit about certain situations, and I'm not lying when I say that you've given me a lot of strength to be able to let go of those who make me unhappy. In return for that I want to be there for you as well, and help you let go of what's making you sad. You're my #1 bro, and I love you in the bro-est of ways.

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TAGGED BY: tsntere

name: lee minhyuk. nicknames: bbomb, bitch bomb (the bitchbender), hoegolplex, baebomb, blue power ranger, hot biology nerd, baeboob, bumbum, billybomb, big daddy bbomb, bbabe, woodybomb, angelbomb, bbill nye. height: 178cm. relationship status: married to all mirrors. birthday: december 14, 1990. favorite color: blue and black. favorite singer/band: tyler the creator, childish gambino, drake, beyoncé, nicki minaj, the internet and white hinterland. last song listened: special affair - the internet. last movie watched: the hobbit: an unexpected journey. favorite book: the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde. last book read: cloud atlas by david mitchell. alarm clock sound: flawless - beyoncé. gotta wake up flawless. currently reading: a game of thrones by george r. r. martin. # of siblings: 0, not counting those in the house lannister chat. # of pets: none. best school subject: math. cell phone type: iPhone 6. current shirt color: white. gamer: nah. day or night: night. summer or winter: [every game of thrones character voice] winter. most-visited website: youtube. celebrity crushes: spica’s park sihyun & jon snow.

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Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis.  [text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry [text] Could you be anymore dramatic?  [text] You need more friends… or a therapist…  [text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals!  [text] I just miss you. That’s all.  [text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you. [text] You’re going to hell for sure now.  [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? [text] I really don’t care…  [text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again. [text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. [text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore.  [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International.  [text] We’re not watching Frozen again.  [text] I have no idea what you’re talking about…  [text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands.  [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex?  [text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea… [text] Because you’re pissing me off!  [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now.  [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad.  [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work?  [text] Wait… are you serious? [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. [text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on! [text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you.  [text] Pictures or it didn’t happen!  [text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex.  [text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone. [text] That’s really inappropriate…  [text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud…  [text] You’ll never guess who just texted me.  [text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

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