I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

I read that Einstein’s last words were in German lol by Kurtis Conner

‘Stoner Sloth’ tells Australian kids to stop smoking weed, people think it’s hilarious [x]

Who thought of this? Like, what was the goal?

She’s a goddess

Women’s Everyday Problems Illustrated By Romanian Artist

All of this. Yes. All of it.

Albert Einstein (via wordsnquotes)

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

I guess you really can “ball too hard”

Full DNA sequence of octopuses shows they’re the closest things to aliens on Earth

After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes identified, more than in a human. I knew there was something up with those smart blobby creatures.

Read the story here

Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?

So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains