Who gave you the right

his cheekbones are higher than my GPA

EZRAAAAAA

Do you ever just watch a musician perform and it’s so good that you get a little turned on?

FUN FACT: THE SAME HORMONES THAT ARE INVOLVED WITH THE SEXY THINGIES ARE ALSO THE SAME ONES INVOLVED WITH OUR RESPONSE TO THE MUSIC WE LIKE.

Reasons to date a musician 101

i always did wonder why musical talent was universally considered to be an attractive quality

Things That Give Me Anxiety.

OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE

when a cat likes you, its like being elected president.

when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibur, born of blood and magic

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

*gets test back*

friend: what you get?

me: you know…you’re always in my space and harassing me. you’re inconsiderate and rude and selfish honestly you were a good friend in the beginning of the semester but idk what happened because you’re not the same person you used to be and i think we’re both mature enough when it’s time to walk away from a friendship, right? no hard feelings but stop being such a nosey dickhead

first picture: child

second picture: teen/young adult

third picture: adult

fourth picture: death

what if instead of laughing we did a death metal scream

comedy clubs would be fucking terrifying

"I’m like really into rock music"

"oh cool. What’s your favorite rock song?"

x

me when i come home from school

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash