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angel in platforms 23, 18+ (entire blog needs a trigger warning)
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Jet, 23, Queer, Disabled, AuDHD. 18+ NSFT.

Just a silly little guy (and chaotic freak), basically a dog, smooth brained and super duper gay (wlw), idk gender is confusing call me whatever. Unhinged feral shitposting of my current brainrot(s) and whatever else I come across that scratches the itch in my brain.

Cat and dog images are not mine

Trigger Warnings:

Blood, knives, gore, nbc hannibal, and general NSFW stuff isn't likely to be tagged. I don't think I'll horny shitpost? But just in case, I am kink friendly (practice SSC and RACK). I do add warnings to my temporary trauma dumps, these typically involve mentions of DV/abuse/neglect, drugs/alcohol/addiction, parental suicide, sexual assault.

No longer venting into the void (except when I do). This blog is really old, I embrace the cringe but I don't associate with what I said a decade ago, pls don't perceive it so I don't have to. Older posts are unlikely to have trigger warnings.

#t💫#k🍄#fav#saved for later#comfort character
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storiesofsvu

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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powerpufffemme

orgasms are super awesome but also remember it’s totally normal to not cum every single time you have sex, sometimes intimacy and connection are the peak!!! this is healthy and normal and wonderful too!! 🩷🧡

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kinkprincess98

Some people need a reminder of this.

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sadisticretrieverbf

If you having a conversation and need something clarified, you are allowed to safeword.

If a word or phrase makes you uncomfortable, you are allowed to safeword.

If something you agreed to suddenly doesn’t appeal to you in the moment, you are allowed to safeword.

You are allowed to safeword at anytime, for any reason. Subs and Doms alike.

Please safeword the second you think you need to

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goatsandgangsters

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

  • url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant
  • url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 
  • url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order
  • url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

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mylittleredgirl

the archive/tagged trick is a lifesaver!!

a caveat on op’s caveat is that if your blog/the blog you want to search is older than [whenever they forced everybody into the tumblr.com/user change], most of these tricks will still work whether or not they have enabled “custom theme.”

tumblr works it’s just a closely guarded secret

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thoughts-ofawriter

what if I don’t have enough time to write everything within me. what then. where do the words go. do they get sent to another writer. those are my words. give them back

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evidently-endless

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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I went for a public health dentist appointment and they told me they think all I need is a good cleaning for my gums to heal (aka my gums are irritated/damaged, medical treatment is required to improve oral health)

And

Proceeded to tell me to book 3+ private appointments costing three figures. And won't let me book it via public healthcare (even just one, which is definitely covered).

They also referred me out of town for wisdom teeth removal (not complex and no sedation so there's no 'special' requirements) 🥴 I am going to change dentist so I can get required treatment, and it'll all be in house so there isn't any travel I'm unable to do bc no they did not read my notes and I'm p sure they unchecked the "have other heart condition" that I had question marked (as a maybe bc I'm in process of getting it all checked) without asking. :)

#i dont get how they can refuse required healthcare#other than she worded it like “i think this is whats needed” instead of actually prescribing treatment so i guess thats the loop hole#im so so angry with establishments rn. like actually disgusted at the way people are treated#between social workers who specifically work with vulnerable people and then take advantage of that vulnerability#and healthcare who try to make you go private when its actually covered (in hopes you dont know i guess?)
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willgrahamscock

I had a dream I was telling House my head hurts and he asked me if it happens around men and when I said no he put a rainbow heart sticker on my forehead and said "congrats, you're just gay" and left the room.

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