do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.
oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god
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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.
oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god
“ I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal”
Robin Williams (via quotemadness)
Luke Skywalker (1977) x Leslie Knope (2009)
Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early
tfw = two fucking weiners
I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
Person recording: “Oh my god!” [laughs]
Friend: “Put it back on, my mom’s coming.”
Person recording: “Oh, shit.”
How about if we cuddle and then I make you cum
beyonce is gonna drop a single the day before the general election and we’re gonna forget we need to pick our president