don't touch me

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

Hey, did you guys hear about mothman getting a tramp stamp?!

Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

I need this man biblically

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

other anagrams of delta-omicron:

MORON CITADEL

CILANTRO MODE

CONDOM RETAIL

MOONLIT CEDAR

LORD MEAT COIN

RENT ACID LOOM

ACNE MOLD RIOT

guess the op of that tweet lives in the moron citadel

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

when your son gets locked up

when your son escapes 

if you sing an american idiot cover and you refuse to say faggot you’re horrible and boring and lame and i hate you i hate you i hate you.

ok. well maybe i’m the faggot america. you ever thought of that.

Kate MacDowell

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if you sing an american idiot cover and you refuse to say faggot you’re horrible and boring and lame and i hate you i hate you i hate you.

ok. well maybe i’m the faggot america. you ever thought of that.

companys HATE girls who want to get cute clothes at a reasonable price