Hesitant Alien

Learning Through Song! 🎶 Feat. @jayisjo (He/Him/She/Her)

Bless this woman.

McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

Nose

An understandable mistake, but this is in fact the shark’s elbow.

someone: do you like the movie kill bill? me, an intellectual: yes, i love the film murder william

Most of the time when I lie, it is because the truth takes too long to explain.

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

chomsky couldnt even bother to find pants that fit him

THE A C C E N T OMG

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

HOW

‘we’re flyin awea’

THESE HUMANS

Peggy Toney Horton (via wordsnquotes)

I love my mom

DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign