cool college guy recipe:
what you will need:
ingredients:
Do you do weddings
i do whatever the hell i waint
a gay: whats up miss thing??? yas
me: ms. thing is my mother….call me “thing”
a delicious treat
Me: i hate fake people :/ Also me: *absorbs the personality of anyone i like*
when the optional superboss has an unskippable cutscene before the battle
I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site
*has destructive intrusive thoughts* feels good, feels organic
If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.
im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread
girl: what kind of girls are you into?
me:
Why is skincare ….., feminized
men weren’t supposed to have skin
do people miss me I can’t imagine myself as a person others think about
