🎵so pour me another drink // for a daughter I’ll never meet // a wife who don’t love me // and a cold cup of coffee 🎵

as a girl whos a gross dude i looove men who are fancy ladies. we are best friends

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

Blessed Height

trans masculinity, when u have a shitty father, is abt taking pieces of him for yrself & reclaiming it & turning those things delicate & caring in ways he could never, ways that would disgust him. in his hand-me-down jacket, i carry bandages. the knife he used to skin deer is now the knife i use to sections apples to share with my brother

smthng abt killing the monster & taking a tooth for a necklace, not as a trophy but as way of turning what tormented u for so long into smthng beautiful

#im am going to be softer & superior in all ways #i am going to be a good son. not a father myself but i will outdo him #this has poetry potential but im tired #im by the fire drinking my grape juice & getting very sleepy

I will pervert the perversion until it is good again

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

her pussy is peanut butter and i'm a dog that can't swallow pills

his name is Geoff Joldblum btw

it’s been years and I’m still thinking about that interaction I had with a cashier that went something like

Cashier: Are you military?

Me: No.

Cashier: Do you want to lie and say you’re military for the 10% discount?

Jackalope (Odocoileus lepus timidus)

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The feminine urge to argue w a man for fun