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does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy
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avatar aang is badass wdym it's good to have goals Imao 😭
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🌧️🐡🐟😚
Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away
ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.
literally selling sand to people who live on the beach. some people's hustle and grift game cannot be overstated. world class shit right here
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How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer
- Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”
- Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007
- They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
- Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it
- When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place
- Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page
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Geocities and Angelfire.
Yahoo groups
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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."
Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.
And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."
There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."
there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."
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can’t stop thinking about them
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It's time
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I keep bringing takeout to the manticore in the backyard and now she only wants Asian fusion cuisine
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A young man stands in his bedroom, it just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2023, is this young mans birthday. though it was 27 years ago he was given life, it is only today that he finds neil absolutely banging out the tunes