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Dat flow tho

@cutiecakeflow-blog / cutiecakeflow-blog.tumblr.com

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dumouwin

incomplete list of reasons sidney crosby might give for missing the all star game

-misses his dog and needs to fly home to see her -is allergic to los angeles -died in a freak gardening accident (police say it’s better left unsolved) -has some laundry to do -is taking a weekend trip to russia with geno -missed his flight bc of that crazy pittsburgh traffic -couldn’t find his pants (and, unlike geno, is not cool with playing without pants) -prime minister justin trudeau invited him over and he can’t just turn that down -he accidentally drunk-texted carey price something rlly weird last week and it’ll be awkward if he has to see him again -got asked to babysit alex letang and physically could not say no -still hasn’t seen any Star Wars movie and needs that weekend to watch them -took another online class and his midterm is that weekend -is tired -doesn’t want to -left his oven on at home

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reshipped

Yes ma'am please just fill out the paperwork and my supervisor will be with you in a moment

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setheverman

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

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