THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

Computer Science

*screams into the public static void*

// Scream.java public class Scream {   String scream;   public Scream() {     scream = “Scream”;   }   public Scream scream (Scream scream, String SCREAM) {     return new Scream();   } }

// MainScream.java public class MainScream {   public static void main () {     Scream scream = new Scream();     scream = scream.scream(scream, “scream”);   } }

How can she miss new box? 📦

Perfect

If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldn’t be a difficult concept for men

where can i find some self esteem on sale

Did someone say Steam sale

*cums* *begins to think rationally*

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