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Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

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Fridge cat just got weirder. Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous. I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree. But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out. But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of. She’s soaking wet now, and very content.

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I told Tali she was famous. She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

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This is the kind of content I joined for

Can Tali and I hang out sometime

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One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.

Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)

Source: wordsnquotes.com

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Follow me for DAILY fun, inspirational and relatable quotes.

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thebelchers

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msslsworld

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

fituring

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

how do I delete other people’s posts

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me and the squad

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Click the sound, it gets better.

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@a-pokemon-master-and-flawless, the squad is back.

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Look at you!” she exclaims. “You were crying, and they were too wrapped up in their own drama to give a damn about you. But you gave them advice, along with a piece of yourself.” “What do you mean?” her friend asks quietly, sniffling. “Every time you put someone else before you, you lose a little piece of yourself, and a little bit of the sparkle in your eyes.” She pauses to let her words sink in. “It’s sweet that you want to help your friends, but you have to put yourself before them sometimes. You need to stop being such a pushover. It’s okay to think about yourself.

it’s okay to put yourself first. (via storyiwillneverwrite)