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Memoirs of a Memeslut

@princessstrugglebus / princessstrugglebus.tumblr.com

Memes, cats, and other trash
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captainragtag

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

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iidelirium

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

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sevenpoints

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

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mimgukkie

the star signs in high school

Aries:

  • people think they’re the bullies bc of their moody exterior,,
  • actually most probably just having a bad day.
  • competitive, compares exam results.
  • close with their teachers but not a suck up

Taurus:

  • probably hangs out at lunch with the same group of friends they’ve had for 4 years
  • gets taken for granted a bit too much
  • gets into awkward situations all the time but is still chill

Gemini:

  • depressed in lessons, happy at break
  • artsy- enjoys art/textiles/music lessons
  • acts tumblr af and gets away with it
  • messy buns everyday

Cancer:

  • starts crying at the end of every school term
  • shy, hates talking to anyone who they aren’t close with
  • the one their friends confide in

Leo:

  • dramatic, loves to watch the tea spill
  • the one their friends go to when they need to confront someone
  • makes plans but cancels them bc they need to catch up on sleep

Virgo:

  • perfectionist
  • really secretive but knows everyone else’s secrets
  • probably the best friend you could have
  • good at everything

Libra:

  • clingy
  • has probably had several boyfriends in the span of a year
  • doesn’t like to start fights but loves to watch them
  • makeup queen 

Scorpio:

  • people think they’re fierce when they actually just have a hard time opening up
  • really trustworthy
  • may get into arguments regularly but only bc they have very strong opinions and views

Sagittarius:

  • always eating but also shares their food with friends
  • everyone loves them bc of their relaxed personality
  • bad puns but their laugh makes up for it
  • extra

Capricorn:

  • knows about all the sh*t going on but keeps the tea to themselves
  • speaks so fast they could start a rap album
  • look responsible but it’s all an act to hide the fact they’re wild

Aquarius:

  • cries in the bathroom stall if they do badly in a test bc they don’t want any one to think they’re weak
  • effortlessly clever 
  • always brings a packed lunch bc school dinners are ‘gross’

Pisces:

  • friends with everyone bc they’re easy going
  • only funny bc they act like they’re high all the time
  • has good advice for angsty teens
(this is just my opinion from observing people at my school and also after reading about the signs, in no way am i an expert afsjdgdgdg hope at least some of it is right for u tho!)
#Sagittarius#puns are everything to me
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zodiac-babes

Signs as princesses

Aries: warrior princess that rebelled against her parents and saved her town
Taurus: rich princess that sits in a gold throne all day eating fancy treats
Gemini: techno future princess that's super smart
Cancer: sleepy princess who stays in her tower sleeping all day not wanting to leave
Leo: dancing princess that wears glorious dresses who goes to all the balls
Virgo: space princess who lives on another planet
Libra: romantic princess who lives happily ever after with their lover
Scorpio: evil princess who casts a devious spell on the world
Sagittarius: restless princess that runs away who can talk to animals
Capricorn: cat princess rules all the cats
Aquarius: magical princess who can cast spells and makes potions
Pisces: water princess who lives in a castle by the sea that has ocean blue hair
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myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

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