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BREEEAD

@bread-alligator-boy / bread-alligator-boy.tumblr.com

My name is Nic.
I'm gay, I like video games.
I'm a musical theatre actor that likes to shitpost
i cannot eat bread :/
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elsanna is incest…

Sometimes dogs bark.

Thank you for coming into this tag with such relevant information…we will now immediately stop the shipping and go home.

nO ONE TOLD ME!!!!!1

Hey elsannafondue if they both were lemons would it be an inzestuous relationship? XD

I suppose so! But well, as long as it’s not insectsuous, that would really bug me…

Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh my sides XD *highest of fives*

*super awesome highfive* I think we have done a great job representing this fandom today!! <3

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yulendelle

WOOHOOO

why is this post getting traction it was posted in 2015

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literally all jobs rn are just like: ohhh were URGENTLY hiring!!! we need employees soooo bad!!! NOT YOU . we need employees right now omgggg stopppp we need workersss…. not you tho i hope you die in a fire forever but omggg nobody wants to work anymore… we are urgently hiring where are all the workerssss…. UGH OMG STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR A JOB !!!! WE DONT WANT YOU !! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE . anyway. we are URGENTLY hirin-

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Mark Zuckerberg lost $119 Billion dollars on the stock market today (7/26/18). This is the largest loss of wealth in a single day in modern stock history.

This will literally not change his lifestyle or effect his livelihood at all. He is still a multi-billionaire.

If I worked every single day, for the rest of my life, at $15/hr - which is more than twice the national minimum wage - I would never make even 1/1000th the amount of just the money that Zuckerberg lost today.

If I worked every single day, for the entirety of the time that anatomically modern humans have existed (200,000 years) - at $15/hr - I would still not make one tenth of the amount of just the money he lost today.

And he is still a billionaire and will lose literally zero luxury or well-being from what happened today.

You want to know how absolutely grotesque modern wealth inequality is?

There you go.

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I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

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uchidachi

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

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wizardyangst

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

WHAT A GOOD VIDEO

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