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Check out this creeper I drew for Avendar MUD!

Shuddeni are a race of evil, cave-dwelling, hyper-intelligent, wrinkly assholes, and you can roleplay one! Yes, malevolent weirdos like this are available to players in my favorite multi-user dungeon (MUD for short–yes that is the literal name of this ancient 90′s/00′s game type).

I want you to know, I’ve never wanted cheesecake so much in my life

The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side

Health and fitness comes in all shapes and sizes. Every single one of these athletes is a certified bad-ass.

I’ve posted this before but it’s worth reblogging!

Just a reminder - if you’re drawing a team superhero book and more than one of your characters has the same build YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG

Always reblog

This is excellent.

Kermit is 100% of the other Muppets impulse control…

kermit is the mom friend

that’s why he’s constantly making this face:

wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names

here it is

Repent, weebs

repeebs.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Why does a nun have a Twitter in the first place

idk if sister catherine is an actual nun, but most nuns don’t live in the stone age.

i volunteered for several years at a shelter with nuns and they all had iphones and liked to use the internet.

Do…do nuns have memes?

i’m about to blow your mind: they do, indeed, have and enjoy memes.

many of the nuns i volunteered with (most of whom were in their 50s-80s) got a kick out of catholic memes and cat memes.

there’s also a nun named Sister Helena Burns who is famous for her love of twitter. she posts content such as this:

Second picture: “Get on, sister. We’ve got Satan to slay tonight.”

@agitated-animator Nuns on Motorcycles : D

More art I did for Avendar, my favorite game!

seriously come play with us!

we have:

* edible rich people!

* communist sex workers!

* mother earth and the stars are in lesbians together and had a pansexual daughter who once tried to hunt death

* demons, demons, demons!

magical elements include:

you can major in one element and minor in a different one.

fire scholars recently updated with new spells!! like the path of the undying blaze (nice)

Now by scholars, that means wizards, which means you can be an axe wizard who sets people on fire while you hit them with your axe.

mentalists kill you with their brains (not magic)

And let’s say you don’t like magic or brains! Well, we’ve got you covered too:

yes, you CAN be a sword lesbian

TRANSLUCENT SPARKLE LESBIANS

YES, you CAN be a translucent sparkle sword lesbian!

OKAY BUT maybe you wanna be a wingy androgynous lesbian!

KISS ALREADY!!

but you don’t have to kiss if you don’t want to. we’re big on consent here

we have so many lesbians you can be that we literally cannot keep track of them all

you can be other kinds of lgbt+ also!!

and this game is FREE

all you have to do is:

and if you do die the aroace sun will pick you up, give you a kiss on the forehead (if you wanna), dust you off, and give you a nice new body you can murder them back with

RUN BACK TO YOUR STILL-WARM CORPSE AND TAKE WHAT BAUBLES OF YOURS I HAVE NOT ALREADY LOOTED

CARVE UP YOUR OWN BODY AND USE THE PARTS TO SUMMON DEMONS WITH

wait you can do that? o yeah, if you resurrect and THEN go to your body. but when you’re a ghost you can’t mutilate your own corpse, or anybody else’s. that’s physics.

oh yeah but no matter what anyone tells you it’s not illegal either. it’s explicitly legal. there’s a law that says you can carve up your own dead body.

or, you know, other people’s. if you happen to come across them. somehow.

demon summoning is fine. totally legal. even the police do it.

just don’t unleash a firestorm within a law-abiding town when there are two or more witnesses. no witnesses? BURN IT DOWN

or just. get marked by the cops. no big deal. they’ll TRY to kill you, but you have one axe and a lot of fire

most importantly: the cops have no fire.

right, fire is a choatic element. and cops have to be lawful.

water is lawful, but water lost protection from fire. the only ways to keep yourself from burning to death is:

being lawful doesn’t mean you’re not a bastard though, you’re still a bastard if you’re a cop

also you can:

all technically legal.

Cop/Fiery Axe Wizard should kiss already

in other news: rangers have slithery snake pets. or boar pets. lizard pets. in Avendar, the pet chooses you!

or very large purry pets

please don’t kiss the pets.i mean kiss them. but kiss them like you would as a real pet. or boop them.

i mean, if you are into the fluff, kiss the wolf lesbian. she’s right there. (ask of course)

and of course the wolf lesbian can be a ranger and have a pet to cuddle and you can be lesbians together and have cats if the cats choose you (you might get a giant moose/buffalo too)

we are petitioning for pink leather right now. rangers can make leather from stuff they kill, and then dye it different colors. SOMEHOW pink was missed.

join our discord and advocate for pink dye!

so i can make pink leather

oh no the chat room has moved on already

just come in and shout about pink anyway. please. i want pink pants.

you’re playing a goth right now anyway what would you do with pink pants

Look, just because i’m a goth now doesn’t mean i won’t be a hot pink barbarian later

avendar: play a goth. play a hot pink barbarian in an evening gown.

There are several gowns/dresses to choose from

OH MY GOD WE FORGOT GIANT CAVE LESBIANS

I have not bought cheetos since october

but i presciently bought cheetos today

so i could choke on them right now

How dare we forget the giant cave lesbians

they will beat us up with their muscular arms

and we will deserve it

and we will thank them

i love the giant cave lesbians because:

we’ve literally got staff working on a little camp of that last bullet point right now

YES!!

Avendar:

i am also working on another village with a giant cave not-lesbian (sorry he is a boy he is probably not hetero though) who keeps goats and feeds an oversized lop-eared guinea pig that lives in a nearby cave every day

Can I…….. pet the guinea pig?

he isn’t tame…….. but maybe

Avendar: Pet wild, oversized, lop-eared guinea pigs and maybe not get bit

and then eat them

Gandalf Coming Out of His Forest to Shame Mankind (2017)

More art I did for Avendar, my favorite game!

seriously come play with us!

we have:

* edible rich people!

* communist sex workers!

* mother earth and the stars are in lesbians together and had a pansexual daughter who once tried to hunt death

* demons, demons, demons!

magical elements include:

you can major in one element and minor in a different one.

fire scholars recently updated with new spells!! like the path of the undying blaze (nice)

Now by scholars, that means wizards, which means you can be an axe wizard who sets people on fire while you hit them with your axe.

mentalists kill you with their brains (not magic)

And let’s say you don’t like magic or brains! Well, we’ve got you covered too:

yes, you CAN be a sword lesbian

TRANSLUCENT SPARKLE LESBIANS

YES, you CAN be a translucent sparkle sword lesbian!

OKAY BUT maybe you wanna be a wingy androgynous lesbian!

KISS ALREADY!!

but you don’t have to kiss if you don’t want to. we’re big on consent here

we have so many lesbians you can be that we literally cannot keep track of them all

you can be other kinds of lgbt+ also!!

and this game is FREE

all you have to do is:

and if you do die the aroace sun will pick you up, give you a kiss on the forehead (if you wanna), dust you off, and give you a nice new body you can murder them back with

RUN BACK TO YOUR STILL-WARM CORPSE AND TAKE WHAT BAUBLES OF YOURS I HAVE NOT ALREADY LOOTED

CARVE UP YOUR OWN BODY AND USE THE PARTS TO SUMMON DEMONS WITH

wait you can do that? o yeah, if you resurrect and THEN go to your body. but when you’re a ghost you can’t mutilate your own corpse, or anybody else’s. that’s physics.

oh yeah but no matter what anyone tells you it’s not illegal either. it’s explicitly legal. there’s a law that says you can carve up your own dead body.

or, you know, other people’s. if you happen to come across them. somehow.

demon summoning is fine. totally legal. even the police do it.

just don’t unleash a firestorm within a law-abiding town when there are two or more witnesses. no witnesses? BURN IT DOWN

or just. get marked by the cops. no big deal. they’ll TRY to kill you, but you have one axe and a lot of fire

most importantly: the cops have no fire.

right, fire is a choatic element. and cops have to be lawful.

water is lawful, but water lost protection from fire. the only ways to keep yourself from burning to death is:

being lawful doesn’t mean you’re not a bastard though, you’re still a bastard if you’re a cop

also you can:

all technically legal.

Cop/Fiery Axe Wizard should kiss already

in other news: rangers have slithery snake pets. or boar pets. lizard pets. in Avendar, the pet chooses you!

or very large purry pets

please don’t kiss the pets.i mean kiss them. but kiss them like you would as a real pet. or boop them.

i mean, if you are into the fluff, kiss the wolf lesbian. she’s right there. (ask of course)

and of course the wolf lesbian can be a ranger and have a pet to cuddle and you can be lesbians together and have cats if the cats choose you (you might get a giant moose/buffalo too)

we are petitioning for pink leather right now. rangers can make leather from stuff they kill, and then dye it different colors. SOMEHOW pink was missed.

join our discord and advocate for pink dye!

so i can make pink leather

oh no the chat room has moved on already

just come in and shout about pink anyway. please. i want pink pants.

you’re playing a goth right now anyway what would you do with pink pants

Look, just because i’m a goth now doesn’t mean i won’t be a hot pink barbarian later

avendar: play a goth. play a hot pink barbarian in an evening gown.

There are several gowns/dresses to choose from

OH MY GOD WE FORGOT GIANT CAVE LESBIANS

I have not bought cheetos since october

but i presciently bought cheetos today

so i could choke on them right now

How dare we forget the giant cave lesbians

they will beat us up with their muscular arms

and we will deserve it

and we will thank them

i love the giant cave lesbians because:

we’ve literally got staff working on a little camp of that last bullet point right now

YES!!

Avendar:

i am also working on another village with a giant cave not-lesbian (sorry he is a boy he is probably not hetero though) who keeps goats and feeds an oversized lop-eared guinea pig that lives in a nearby cave every day

Can I…….. pet the guinea pig?

he isn’t tame........ but maybe

More art I did for Avendar, my favorite game!

seriously come play with us!

we have:

* edible rich people!

* communist sex workers!

* mother earth and the stars are in lesbians together and had a pansexual daughter who once tried to hunt death

* demons, demons, demons!

magical elements include:

you can major in one element and minor in a different one.

fire scholars recently updated with new spells!! like the path of the undying blaze (nice)

Now by scholars, that means wizards, which means you can be an axe wizard who sets people on fire while you hit them with your axe.

mentalists kill you with their brains (not magic)

And let’s say you don’t like magic or brains! Well, we’ve got you covered too:

yes, you CAN be a sword lesbian

TRANSLUCENT SPARKLE LESBIANS

YES, you CAN be a translucent sparkle sword lesbian!

OKAY BUT maybe you wanna be a wingy androgynous lesbian!

KISS ALREADY!!

but you don’t have to kiss if you don’t want to. we’re big on consent here

we have so many lesbians you can be that we literally cannot keep track of them all

you can be other kinds of lgbt+ also!!

and this game is FREE

all you have to do is:

and if you do die the aroace sun will pick you up, give you a kiss on the forehead (if you wanna), dust you off, and give you a nice new body you can murder them back with

RUN BACK TO YOUR STILL-WARM CORPSE AND TAKE WHAT BAUBLES OF YOURS I HAVE NOT ALREADY LOOTED

CARVE UP YOUR OWN BODY AND USE THE PARTS TO SUMMON DEMONS WITH

wait you can do that? o yeah, if you resurrect and THEN go to your body. but when you’re a ghost you can’t mutilate your own corpse, or anybody else’s. that’s physics.

oh yeah but no matter what anyone tells you it’s not illegal either. it’s explicitly legal. there’s a law that says you can carve up your own dead body.

or, you know, other people’s. if you happen to come across them. somehow.

demon summoning is fine. totally legal. even the police do it.

just don’t unleash a firestorm within a law-abiding town when there are two or more witnesses. no witnesses? BURN IT DOWN

or just. get marked by the cops. no big deal. they’ll TRY to kill you, but you have one axe and a lot of fire

most importantly: the cops have no fire.

right, fire is a choatic element. and cops have to be lawful.

water is lawful, but water lost protection from fire. the only ways to keep yourself from burning to death is:

being lawful doesn’t mean you’re not a bastard though, you’re still a bastard if you’re a cop

also you can:

all technically legal.

Cop/Fiery Axe Wizard should kiss already

in other news: rangers have slithery snake pets. or boar pets. lizard pets. in Avendar, the pet chooses you!

or very large purry pets

please don’t kiss the pets.i mean kiss them. but kiss them like you would as a real pet. or boop them.

i mean, if you are into the fluff, kiss the wolf lesbian. she’s right there. (ask of course)

and of course the wolf lesbian can be a ranger and have a pet to cuddle and you can be lesbians together and have cats if the cats choose you (you might get a giant moose/buffalo too)

we are petitioning for pink leather right now. rangers can make leather from stuff they kill, and then dye it different colors. SOMEHOW pink was missed.

join our discord and advocate for pink dye!

so i can make pink leather

oh no the chat room has moved on already

just come in and shout about pink anyway. please. i want pink pants.

you’re playing a goth right now anyway what would you do with pink pants

Look, just because i’m a goth now doesn’t mean i won’t be a hot pink barbarian later

avendar: play a goth. play a hot pink barbarian in an evening gown.

There are several gowns/dresses to choose from

OH MY GOD WE FORGOT GIANT CAVE LESBIANS

I have not bought cheetos since october

but i presciently bought cheetos today

so i could choke on them right now

How dare we forget the giant cave lesbians

they will beat us up with their muscular arms

and we will deserve it

and we will thank them

i love the giant cave lesbians because:

we’ve literally got staff working on a little camp of that last bullet point right now

YES!!

Avendar:

i am also working on another village with a giant cave not-lesbian (sorry he is a boy he is probably not hetero though) who keeps goats and feeds an oversized lop-eared guinea pig that lives in a nearby cave every day

More art I did for Avendar, my favorite game!

seriously come play with us!

we have:

* edible rich people!

* communist sex workers!

* mother earth and the stars are in lesbians together and had a pansexual daughter who once tried to hunt death

* demons, demons, demons!

magical elements include:

you can major in one element and minor in a different one.

fire scholars recently updated with new spells!! like the path of the undying blaze (nice)

Now by scholars, that means wizards, which means you can be an axe wizard who sets people on fire while you hit them with your axe.

mentalists kill you with their brains (not magic)

And let’s say you don’t like magic or brains! Well, we’ve got you covered too:

yes, you CAN be a sword lesbian

TRANSLUCENT SPARKLE LESBIANS

YES, you CAN be a translucent sparkle sword lesbian!

OKAY BUT maybe you wanna be a wingy androgynous lesbian!

KISS ALREADY!!

but you don’t have to kiss if you don’t want to. we’re big on consent here

we have so many lesbians you can be that we literally cannot keep track of them all

you can be other kinds of lgbt+ also!!

and this game is FREE

all you have to do is:

and if you do die the aroace sun will pick you up, give you a kiss on the forehead (if you wanna), dust you off, and give you a nice new body you can murder them back with

RUN BACK TO YOUR STILL-WARM CORPSE AND TAKE WHAT BAUBLES OF YOURS I HAVE NOT ALREADY LOOTED

CARVE UP YOUR OWN BODY AND USE THE PARTS TO SUMMON DEMONS WITH

wait you can do that? o yeah, if you resurrect and THEN go to your body. but when you’re a ghost you can’t mutilate your own corpse, or anybody else’s. that’s physics.

oh yeah but no matter what anyone tells you it’s not illegal either. it’s explicitly legal. there’s a law that says you can carve up your own dead body.

or, you know, other people’s. if you happen to come across them. somehow.

demon summoning is fine. totally legal. even the police do it.

just don’t unleash a firestorm within a law-abiding town when there are two or more witnesses. no witnesses? BURN IT DOWN

or just. get marked by the cops. no big deal. they’ll TRY to kill you, but you have one axe and a lot of fire

most importantly: the cops have no fire.

right, fire is a choatic element. and cops have to be lawful.

water is lawful, but water lost protection from fire. the only ways to keep yourself from burning to death is:

being lawful doesn’t mean you’re not a bastard though, you’re still a bastard if you’re a cop

also you can:

all technically legal.

Cop/Fiery Axe Wizard should kiss already

in other news: rangers have slithery snake pets. or boar pets. lizard pets. in Avendar, the pet chooses you!

or very large purry pets

please don’t kiss the pets.i mean kiss them. but kiss them like you would as a real pet. or boop them.

i mean, if you are into the fluff, kiss the wolf lesbian. she’s right there. (ask of course)

and of course the wolf lesbian can be a ranger and have a pet to cuddle and you can be lesbians together and have cats if the cats choose you (you might get a giant moose/buffalo too)

we are petitioning for pink leather right now. rangers can make leather from stuff they kill, and then dye it different colors. SOMEHOW pink was missed.

join our discord and advocate for pink dye!

so i can make pink leather

oh no the chat room has moved on already

just come in and shout about pink anyway. please. i want pink pants.

you’re playing a goth right now anyway what would you do with pink pants

Look, just because i’m a goth now doesn’t mean i won’t be a hot pink barbarian later

avendar: play a goth. play a hot pink barbarian in an evening gown.

There are several gowns/dresses to choose from

OH MY GOD WE FORGOT GIANT CAVE LESBIANS

I have not bought cheetos since october

but i presciently bought cheetos today

so i could choke on them right now

How dare we forget the giant cave lesbians

they will beat us up with their muscular arms

and we will deserve it

and we will thank them

i love the giant cave lesbians because:

we’ve literally got staff working on a little camp of that last bullet point right now