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You can’t wake up, this is not a dream, You’re part of a machine, you are not a human being
Happy Holidays from Donny and I! I miss my fandom and my little shit so much oh my god!
will u make i, guy fieri, food?
“I’ll take yah to fuckin’ F L A V A H T O W N, Guy.”
Aldo: We can't find Donny but we got a German here that wants to die for his country. . .
Aldo: I didn't wanna do this but. . . HUGO STIGLITZ SUCKS!
Donny: WHAT THE FUCK DID YAH JUST SAY YAH FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?!?
Aldo: Ah, There he is!
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“Well, to put it bluntly – yes, it is. Never heard anybody say that one before. Where’d you get it from, a dime joke book?”
“Ha! No, you lil shit. Actually, my brotha heard it from one of the kids that used to pick on ‘im. He used to say it to sounds cool and I kinda picked up on it. You ain’t never heard that one before? I fuckin’ doubt that.”
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“Wait, wait, wait. —– Say that again. That was pretty funny.”
“Fuck a duck? That’s fuckin’ funny to you?”
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REMEMBER WHEN RYAN WAS LIKE “EH WE’RE HAVIN’ A PARTY FOR FUCKIN’ SCHOOL AND SHIT”? YEAH WELL THAT’S NOT HAPPENIN’ NOW. I KNOCKED SOME SENSE (NOT LITERALLY) INTO THE BROAD AND NOW WE’RE WATCHING MY MOVIE!
When?: At 8 PM Boston time (about a half hour so fuckin’ be there)
Why?: Cause I wanna watch myself beat Nazi’s in the head, obviously! Fuck that creepy fuckboy Bundy.
Where?: Ryan’s rabbit account! I’m gunna be there so it’s gunna be a fuckin’ party and shit!
SO BE THERE OR BE FUCKIN’ SQUARE CAUSE WE’RE GUNNA HAVE A FUN TIME!
REMEMBER WHEN RYAN WAS LIKE “EH WE’RE HAVIN’ A PARTY FOR FUCKIN’ SCHOOL AND SHIT”? YEAH WELL THAT’S NOT HAPPENIN’ NOW. I KNOCKED SOME SENSE (NOT LITERALLY) INTO THE BROAD AND NOW WE’RE WATCHING MY MOVIE!
When?: At 8 PM Boston time (about a half hour so fuckin’ be there)
Why?: Cause I wanna watch myself beat Nazi’s in the head, obviously! Fuck that creepy fuckboy Bundy.
Where?: Ryan’s rabbit account! I’m gunna be there so it’s gunna be a fuckin’ party and shit!
SO BE THERE OR BE FUCKIN’ SQUARE CAUSE WE’RE GUNNA HAVE A FUN TIME!
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“Well what the fuck did you do that for?!”
Anonymous asked:
omg I wish I was at ur movie thing last night but I had to go to bed bc school. also I'm at school right now. rebelling
ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY!! I’m doing it again tonight lol. Last night was more of a trial run but i’m doing it again tonight at around 7:30 PM EST If you want to join! I figured 7:30 PM is like the perfect time for most people considering its only like an hour and a half (maybe two hours) long. Join us tonight though! Also, Donny and I are both very proud that you’re rebelling against your local public school system. Stick it to the man.
That moment when you're getting back into True Crime and you want to bring back your Serial Killer OC. Ugh RIP me.
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“ Well you’re a big guy—- and you’re really tall, and I feel tiny compared to you. I didn’t mean to call you a giant to OFFEND you. ”
“. . . Well. . .I can’t yell at a face like yours. I shouldn’t have fuckin’ yelled and shit. I’m sorry, alright? You okay?”
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“Is that language really necessary?” Yes, Kim – it probably is. Nevertheless, she stood her ground, arms folding over her chest. What she lacked in height, she made up in tenacity.
“Watch how you approach a girl next time. And stop yelling. I’m on your side here!”
“You’re on my side?! Really?! Well then stop fuckin’ actin’ like yah not, alright? Jesus fuck! Broads are fuckin’ crazy. . .” He muttered, glaring away from her before rolling his eyes. She was small but she was fiery and even though Donny was annoyed now, apart of him was intrigued by her.
“Yah fuckin’ done screamin’?”
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HE KNEW FULL WELL that his words would rustle the other’s feathers. Speaking ill of Donowitz home was a sure fired way to get him to off on a rant. Another damn good thing he could do. Donny the best fucking entertainment Aldo &&. his men had. Donny his one true friend of the entire platoon. Butt of cigarette was flicked away carelessly, rubbing the tip of his nose with the back of his hand before forming a scowl.
❛ Tennessee you fuckin’ asshole. ❜ Donny knew full well where Aldo was from, he was one of the few The Apache felt comfortable enough with to disclose personal things as that too. If the idiot forgot, well that wasn’t the Lieutenant’s problem. ❛ That’s why I stick to tryin’ to get things goin on my lil pice a land &&. keep my mind off of fuckin’ sports —————– but I watch enough to know how shit Boston is. ❜
At the correction, Donny grinned. Of course he fucking knew where Aldo was from, Aldo was one of the best of friends that the young man from Boston had ever had! Donny would give his life for Aldo if the opportunity presented itself, of course he remembered!
“Yea. . .Tennessee. . . S U R E.”
He said, laughing a bit as he decided to sit down across from the Apache, propping his feet up on the closest thing and leaning back to get comfortable. The last crack at the Sox caused a glare from Donny though and he flipped the Lieutenant off as his eyes did a slight roll. “Yah know, I’m startin’ ta think that fuckin’ cliche about rednecks is true. Yah all are fuckin’ stupid as shit! Don’t know shit bout sports. . . All yah fuckin’ know anythin’ about is that fuckin’ shitty moonshine.”
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“Well that look like it fuckin’ hurt. . .Yah want a hand or. . .?”