Me: I’m going to bed
What people think I mean:
What I actually mean:
THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:
THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH
THE NOVEL “DRACULA”
THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS
THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES
THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH
… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?
NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK
YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.
No no no no no!
Don’t write fanfic!
Those things are in the public domain!
You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!
Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!
what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted
Here’s where the romance happens
ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips
This makes me so happy
And if you can’t find a dad
a lesbian will work just as well
I didn’t think it could get better but it got better
Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
like to charge reblog to cast
If this ain’t me on Sundays
Which John Boyega are you today?
i am HAUNTED by kylo ren’s humongous bosom. his big ol tits. his milky mountains. what an absolutely ridiculous creature? what kind of reckless body is that to throw at me? i am flabberghasted. bamboozled. i’ve been rendered speechless since thursday morning. i can’t eat i can’t sleep. my teeth hurt, my blood pressure is dropping. i think this is love? just big. big boob
Poe: hangs up on leia
Poe: interrupts leia
Poe: begins a mutiny without leia’s permission
Leia:
I HAD TO.
i am SORRY
Oscar Isaac and John Boyega for British Vogue.
movie night
(corgi is bb-8)