I CAN’T STOP WATCHING THIS VINE

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

How Bert snapped

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

Berts about to fucking kill ernie

ignore the lame edit 

okay so! i just hit 3k (my birthday goal) which is amazing because i’ve only had this blog for about 9 months. i’ve met so many amazing people and made so many cool mutuals. i don’t know what i would do without the friends i have on here. you guys are always here for me when i need a friend, and i’m so lucky to have gotten to know you in such an unlikely way. 

i never expected this blog to do as well as it has. this was just supposed to be a side thing for when i was bored, but it’s so much more than that. i started writing again, posted covers, made friends. this blog has opened me up to so many new things and inspired me in a lot of ways. 

enough rambling! this is just a thankyou to my mutuals. i love all of my followers and i follow so many amazing blogs, but my mutuals are special - even if we’ve never talked. 

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thabk u sm!!!!!!

im crying my best

me a year ago: who are you me now: im you but weaker

person: *does finger guns at me* ayyyy me: fucking pull the trigger you coward

I think i’m at that point in my life where 5sos is just stuck with me like they can’t get rid of me even if they tried