How is this video blessed and cursed at the same time

Money is coming to me

In all areas of my life.

Money is there in abundance. Every time I spend money, it reappears in my hands, my bank accounts, tenfold.

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into:

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn. Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

Oh my

tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balin’s tomb and we’re just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when it’s over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

please let’s not forget

JUNO ✨🌹💫

In astrology, Juno is the asteroid associated with long term commitment, marriage, compromise, and generally working together as a couple. It can indicate what you seek in/what you need in a long term relationship, and the kind of person that will be best for you in the long run.

I WANT TO/SHOULD BE IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO IS…

ARIES: …Bold, strong willed, passionate, independent, confident, self assured, self motivated, ambitious, direct, able to stand up for themselves

TAURUS: …Financially secure, stable, sensual, indulgent, able to stick to what they have said, reliable, able to appreciate the pleasures in life

GEMINI: …Witty, flexible, intellectually stimulating, spontaneous, playful, able to not always stick to a strict routine, able to actively engage in conversation

CANCER: …Kind, sensitive, in touch with their emotions, nurturing, protective of their loved ones, able to put emphasis on the family, caring

LEO: …Charismatic, romantic, attentive, expressive, generous, able to spoil you, over the top when it comes to you, entertaining, bold

VIRGO: …Practical, sensible, selfless, able to be of service, able to work diligently, modest, organized, detail oriented, able to stick to a routine, efficient

LIBRA: …Balanced, fair, considerate of others, able to easily compromise, diplomatic, charming, fashionable, appreciative of the arts

SCORPIO: …Intense, deep in terms of their emotions, passionate, intimate, transformative, able to rejuvenate you, mysterious

SAGITTARIUS: …Open minded, not too clingy, philosophical, enjoys traveling, expansive, able to know when you need space, optimistic

CAPRICORN: …Reliable, committed, hardworking, secure, able to sustain both you and themselves, responsible, able to take things seriously

AQUARIUS: …Unique, goes against societal norms, progressive, innovative, able to create change in society, able to look forward and not backwards

PISCES: …Compassionate, deeply sensitive, dreamy, imaginative, spiritual, empathetic, able to feel what others are feeling, intuitive, soft at heart

MY LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP(S) MAY BE ENTERTWINED WITH…

JUNO IN THE FIRST HOUSE: …My indentity, my outer personality, who I am to others, my appearance, my general vibe

JUNO IN THE SECOND HOUSE: …My possessions, my values, my worth for myself and for others, my finances, my security

JUNO IN THE THIRD HOUSE: …The way I communicate, my conversations, my words, my ability to convey my thoughts

JUNO IN THE FOURTH HOUSE: …My home, my family, my past, my childhood, long kept memories, the private parts of who I am, nurturing

JUNO IN THE FIFTH HOUSE: …My creativity, my passions in life, entertainment, fun, the children in my life, how I enjoy myself

JUNO IN THE SIXTH HOUSE: …My devotion, my service to others, my workplace, my health, my methods of organization, my selflessness

JUNO IN THE SEVENTH HOUSE: …The parts of myself that I am unable to recognize, how I please others, how I am able to compromise, balance

JUNO IN THE EIGHTH HOUSE: …My personal transformations, my soul, my spiritual endeavors, my secrets, death, the parts of myself I don’t want people to see

JUNO IN THE NINTH HOUSE: …My beliefs, traveling, my view on life, philosophy, personal expansion, my personal freedoms

JUNO IN THE TENTH HOUSE: …Who I want to become and/or who I want to be seen as, my life goals, my career path, my success, recognition

JUNO IN THE ELEVENTH HOUSE: …Where I fit in in society, social groups, my friends and platonic relationships, my community, how I socialize

JUNO IN THE TWELFTH HOUSE: …The unconscious parts of me, my compassion and my empathy, my dreams, my intuition, the hidden parts of me

Jessica Lange in the early 70s