yikes

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

the internet is undefeated