Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
HIS FACE
(via Truvelle | Miss Moss)
Well I feel like I haven’t been on here in like a year.
oh yeah
Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper. I repeat, NO SALT
Someone in the set design department has been waiting four months for you to get that joke.
Aw….
Im a super hero now #comikaze2014 #cosplay #adventureswithworbla
#xmen belt buckle or button i havent decided yet. Possibly instead of a bow in my pink hair who knows #comikaze2014 #cosplay #adventureswithworbla
Happy 5 year anniversary to the love of my life. It's been truly wonderful. Instagram toast to the rest of our lives together. I love you 😘👫💍 @dylorean
Spiderdog prank. [video]
I WOULDVE CRIED
im crying
whoever I’m with is getting tripped and left
so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.
Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.
THANK YOU
KAREN GILLAN IS FILMING OUT IN FRONT OF MY BUILDING ON THURSDAY ALL YA'LL BE JELLY IM GOING TO MEET AMY POND
it’s like looking in a mirror
lannisters + autumn colors (asked by princefili)