we throw parties, you throw knives

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

Autumn in Central Park

I stand by what I said, every bit of it You stand only for yourself It’s what you do I can’t apologize because it’s true 

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I’m sad that vine is closing down because where else will you find videos like this

Food Network shows are leaving Netflix, because nothing good lasts

As if the world weren’t dark enough already, here’s an extra bit of bad news: All the Food Network shows are leaving Netflix, along with HGTV, DIY Network and the Discovery Channel’s series. And you can thank the cold hard capitalistic reason for their departure.

2016 has truly taken everything from us

god is dead

Honestly? This is the worst news ive heard ever. Since i was born. In all honesty? If im gonna be completely and 100% honest? My life is ruined.

me repressing my emotions

valykas:

Cat pet toy

how could we forget

the tap

roommate clogs the toilet but it’s all good cuz it’s hilarious

same tbh

Parrot: What the fuck. What the FUCK. What the fuck.

Same.

Pretty much