Most Bomb Bussy

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

I would read this in its entirety.

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

the video if anyone is interested

Gays when their OnlyFans flop:

When you find out your mom is a furry

When you accidentally let your child know you’re a furry

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

AMAZON GIANT FETUS FULFILLMENT CENTER

The hero Catwoman needs

omfg

get in there bruce

y'all are fuckin nasty

As long as he doesn’t call commissioner Gordon

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

Girl what am I being sold here?

Solidarity

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

*drowns myself in romanticized idealizations*

me @ my last brain cell