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What's a dad bod?

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ssjdebusk

this is the single gayest thing this show has done

let’s take gif one

where we have cas lightly stroking his beer bottle as he smiles and looks at Dean through his lashes (keep in mind he is supposed to be drunk)

then we have gif two

where he winks at Dean and Dean looks away from him and looks down.

and onto gif three 

where Cas clinks their bottles together and smiles 

Like Dean is 100% like “omg Cas you’re so drunk and Sam is here this is so embarrassing” because Cas is a flirty drunk and he is flirting with Dean

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ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

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The different types of Cas according to fics:
Castiel Novak: Smells like the ozone. *tilts head* He does not understand that reference. But he does understand literally every language on earth. Voice like crunchy gravel. Either a baking savant or so awful at cooking he's an actual danger to others. Can top of bottom but does both with LaSeR fOcUs
Castiel Milton: Books are better than people (except Dean). May or may not have been raised in a cult. Bottom, but with KINKS. Hair trying to escape in all different directions. Owns exclusively ugly jumpers and gives exactly zero fucks about it. Soft boi. Just wants to learn obscure facts and look after his bees let him live.
Castiel Krushnic: Tragic Backstory™ Dom energy. Invented Sex Hair. A Top, regardless of position. Too high to deal with your shit so don't ask stupid questions. Dean break up with your girlfriend I'm bored.
Castiel Shurley: Confident gay, Sophisticated Tea Person, Comes from a giant cult-like family which he most probably has an unhealthy relationship with now, BEES ARE BAE, immediately domestic with Dean
Castiel Winchester: Soft BAMF of the Lord, hunter husbands with Dean, Bobby approves of him, will suggest adoption eventually, can hold his liquor like a boss, "I want to be able to look at you when we do this" kind of top.
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favorite part of the witcher is seeing all these self-identified heterosexual men on twitter thirsting over henry cavill.  put henry cavill in tight leather pants and suddenly a lot of men are learning something about themselves

stop leaving the best parts in the tags

Sliding fuckability scale:

1. Henry Cavill as Superman. Very Good and clean. Utterly unfuckable.

2. Henry Cavill as cold war era spy in Man From U.N.C.L.E. Less morally upstanding, quite clean. Attractive but not sexy.

3. Henry Cavill as a CIA Assassin Mission Impossible. Kills people, some scruff but still groomed. Fuckable.

4. Henry Cavill as Geralt. Morally grey, absolutely filthy. Peak Fuckablity.

I’m honestly not even surprised by this revelation

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jessielefey

I remember this other thread where someone described him as “whatever the opposite of ‘he cleans up well’ is”.

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