Come on Sweden~
I'm glad the public appreciated Norway
I thought we did bad with the public vote, but ouch Germany
Give points to Iceland you Cowards
People who absolutely do not get the Eurovision spirit
- Americans
- The jury
Nice and close at the top there before public votes
No one:
Russia points spokesperson: *plays the piano*
No one:
Greece points spokesperson: *plays the guitar*
Really, why is Italy doing so well?
Eurovision 2019 spoilers without context
none of the countries take eurovision seriously enough anymore because they all take it too seriously we need pianos on fire, we need people churning milk, we need russian grandmas, gay vampires, stop taking it seriously and start taking it seriously again
I can't help but think 'chunibyou' whenever I see Madonna's eyepatch
“you’re all winners.” no, they’re not, madonna. that’s the whole point. this is as close to war as europe gets.
some fool: “infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history”
eurovision:
them: explain eurovision in one picture
me: