when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
#BronxNiggas
Peep my son in the red with the maneuvers
I will forever hate this post lmao da Bronx slander
Just 1 succ
Iโm shorty in the back taking notes
Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like, heโs literally the father of modern technology and one of the smartest human beings to ever live and I never ever learned in school that he was gay.ย
If all the LGBT people are asย โDOOMEDโ as the bible thumpers think we are, hell, at least weโre in good company.ย
I was about to say I canโt believe I didnโt know this
and then I remembered the American education system
Yes, I can fucking believe I didnโt know this.
But yeah. Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Pass it on.
Leo painted a picture of his lover as Jesus and thatโs the image we use today
Oh man that is sad. Iโm sorry your teachers are failing you.
Some Leonardo facts you should tattoo on your heart:
- He was actually convicted for sodomy at age 24, but the allegations were dropped for lack of testimony. The charges affected him immensely, as he was by all means, a very private person.
- Da Vinciโs models for Christ are unknown. The claim that he depicted his lover as Jesus most likely arose from the bullshit about Cesare Borgia being the inspiration for White Jesusโข combined with the allegations that Leonardo and Cesare were loversโฆThere is little to no support for these claims. However, itโs speculated his lover Gian Giacomo Caprotti was the model for his St. John the Baptist.
- He was universally beloved (minus Michelangelo lollll), like the nicest, funniest, gentlest, handsomest man youโd ever meet. He was generous beyond words, treated everyone equally, and loved to play pranks.
- He was also fuckinโ ripped. It was rumored he could bend a horseshoe in half with his bare hands.
- Often wore pink and other vibrant colors.
- Rumored to sleep approx. 2 hours a night.
- Was left-handed and ambidextrous. He was dyslexic, possibly had ADD, and suffered from frequent paranoia.
- He was his own worst critic and often destroyed his work. He still left behind over 13k journal pages, filled with sketches and so many dick jokes.
- His last words were: โI have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.โ
- Would buy caged animals from the market just to set them free. He was allegedly a vegetarian.
- For a time he kept a pet lizard and made him a custom set of wings and horns. He would routinely scare the shit out of people with his โdragon.โ
- My all time fave: While staying in the Vatican he would invite guests into a residential room which had been filled with cleaned/dried animal intestines that he had sewn together. He fastened a bellows to the end of the intestines and proceeded to inflate them. Onlookers were so excited to see DaVinciโs new โinventionโ that they didnโt even realize this asshole was just blowing up a giant balloon and pinning them to the wall holy shit I love him so much.
bird: [screaming loudly into cup]
This cracks me up every single fucking time
What a lit party
They look so happy
Squad goals
when u get the succ under the table
DELETE THIS
ive seen this video so many times and i think my favorite part 100% is that he without hesitation pronounces the name Susan โSu-Seinโ
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair
they absolutely need their cards to fight.ย
this is the rawest thing ive ever seen
UNMUTE
his little gasp
do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair
they absolutely need their cards to fight.ย
this is the rawest thing ive ever seen
wake up america
2007 was so important
"I struggled with having boobs"
Flyknit collection is looking rather #teamcozy