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Actual goals

BITCHES THINK I GIVE A FUCK

….maybe i do but bitches ain’t gotta know that.

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

I can relate to this…

This video made my day 102% better

MEEEEEEEEE

OMG yasssssss daddy Yassssssssss Papi LOL

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

ariana grande is against racism, homophobia, transphobia, animal abuse, regularly calls interviewers out on for their sexism, and is literally one of the only celebrities that actually had enough courage to come out and said she was a feminist, but you guys still hate her for the way she wears her hair, the fact that she looks a couple years younger than her age, her petite body, and the shitty diva rumors made up about her to make her look bad literally how fucking misogynistic can you guys get

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

do you ever just stop and realize that you could’ve been a period

what the fuck