literally what happened

THEY SAY SHES SHOULD BEVER USE NOBLE-TEMPLE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS WEIRD

SO

TEMPLE-NOBLE

TEMPLE FROM THE LATIN ROOT TEMP MEANING TIME

NOBLE MEANING A PERSON BORN INTO HIGH SOCIAL OR POLITICAL RANK, INCLUDING NOBLEMAN WHO ARE SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS LORDS

TEMPLE-NOBLE

TIME-LORD

Donna translates to "lady" in Latin

So

LADY TIME LORD

(hides face) Yeah, have had things like this happen. Deepest sympathies...

There is an advanced readers proof edition of the US edition of Neverwhere, in which "flat" was find and replaced to "apartment". People said things apartmently.

There is an advanced readers proof of American Gods in which "round" (as in he walked round the lake) was changed to "around", in which someone wore around spectacles.

I was lucky, they were caught before the actual book came out.

Your Honour he is so fucking goofy

guess what I just found out

I CAST BOOP AT 9TH LEVEL

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

this post was fact-checked by real Roman patriots: ✔️TRUE

Michael “acting choices” Sheen serving as always lol

The Good Omens book in the Good Omens show. :)🥰❤

see for a moment with ares telling the kids to 'play their cards right' and them only refering to it as the lotus casino (no hotel), I thought they might do something funny where hermes would be like 'I'll help if you can beat me, the god of gamblers, at a game' and percy would reveal he's a crazy good card shark bc he's watched gabe lose play poker so many times, and he wins. but ALAS.

Percy really step foot on Olympus and went:

Percy: 🫵YOUR DAD is fucking up my sleep schedule AND YOU BETTER GET THERAPY YOU LITTLE-

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation