Chance The Rapper: “#millenniumtour #firstthrowbackconcert #whatchallyoungfolksknowaboutdat #meandmywife”

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

*sending out money blessing vibes to y’all*

Counting my blessing and they total up to $60 today. (Got another $5 tip not too long ago)

Today was good. Im trying to maintain this same energy all this week to see what will come of it

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

Let the universe know what you want

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

cash app me my birthday next year january $EzekielCrawford

gone be thirty and im scared help every dollar helps

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy

$Katiana93 ❤️

$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️

PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️

why not lol 🙏🏾

I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity

Hey, it worked! 😁 $56 tip on a $44 bill

Im broke 😩😩 I need a blessing for real! $britmo09

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate

me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

“a 24 year old shouldn’t fuck a 17 year old, regardless of whether it’s technically legal or not” should not be a controversial statement

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

*sending out money blessing vibes to y’all*

Counting my blessing and they total up to $60 today. (Got another $5 tip not too long ago)

Today was good. Im trying to maintain this same energy all this week to see what will come of it

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

Let the universe know what you want

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

cash app me my birthday next year january $EzekielCrawford

gone be thirty and im scared help every dollar helps

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

$MarieW99 <- donations 24/7/365

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

Small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

Me:

Small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

Me:

I ate 5 bananas today my potassium is logged the fuck in

U might die if u do that evry day

Me to the FBI man: So, do you have to watch yourself through a laptop or do you have your own FBI person? But then who watches him? Is there a never-ending chain of FBI men watching other FBI men? 

“are you ready to stop acting like a brat now?”

 first of all, this is no act

I hope love finds you in 2018

I hope health finds u in 2018

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

I hope success finds you in 2018

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

I hope good grades find you in 2018

I hope validation finds you in 2018

I hope good luck finds you in 2018

I hope inner peace finds you in 2018

I hope death finds me in 2018

I hope a job finds you in 2018