you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?
mcr will release another album but first you have to lose hope and die 49 times
pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
about to use a printer. wish me luck
*comes back covered in blood and ash with a thousand yard stare but I'm holding a perfectly clean stack of shipping labels*
"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy
Urban Snoutfitters. Get a snout or something, I don’t give a fuck. Someone else make this post
I’ve been thinking about this post all day
wdym you are on tinder… girl we were liking each others posts 5 minutes ago was that nothing
8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.
20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain
im gonna sleep through the entirety of 2021 im not taking any chances
I don't need a moral high ground to dislike someone because last I checked being a cunt wasn't illegal
Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.