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Speaking South

@yallepenos / yallepenos.tumblr.com

Human life enthusiast and subaltern speaker. Hater of many things.
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chaser

This site toppling the competition by opting to sell shoelaces instead of monetising their users must be one of the greatest examples of failing upwards in history

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Tryna' explain to people that One Piece is on a completely different hemisphere from other Shonen like: There's an arc where's Luffy breaks into a prison that's actually Dante's hell, and there's a secret gay club inside it run by Dr. Frank-N-Furter and their posse of Drag Queens and furries. With the help of a clown and a flamboyant ballerina, Luffy then liberates the entire prison so they can all go fight in a war that the government has started to secure their dystopian tyrannical rule over the world <3

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imagine being the prosecution and getting that email, downloading the files, and absolutely losing your shit. i would’ve set my office on fire in celebration. i would’ve showed up to court with balloons.

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tamamita

Remember when the whole world decided to bully Sweden for like a week and Swedes dropped the charade completely and were like "oh yeah? Well, I'm racist"

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I’m having to read gusano thinkpieces for this paper I’m writing for school and one is written by some Miami Herald guy named “Andrés Oppenheimer” who was born in Argentina in 1951

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drtanner

So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we've all been making.

Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.

It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We're so close, you guys. SO close.

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magspag

it's going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful

It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.

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byelacey
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