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It's all in the wrist!

@friendlyneighborhoodquipster / friendlyneighborhoodquipster.tumblr.com

"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume." Indie, private, and semi-selective Peter Parker/Spider-Man MCU/616 RP Mun RPs with mutuals only, is 21+, all NSFW will be tagged for your consideration Please read rules and info before interactions Theme is not mine, nor are any of the icons
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     Alright, grab the water cooler. Grayson, isn’t it? You and I are gonna have a field day talking about this.

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“Call me Agent 37, I’d rather not have the rest of the English-speaking world know I exist.”

“People keep telling me I should write a book about my life as a hero or  a spy, maybe when I’m retired I will.”

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     Okay, but, Agent and Number names are lame. Seriously, I don’t call the SHIELD agents I know by their field names. One’s called Widow, and then there’s one who dates my way too patriotic friend who dresses like Uma Thurman. So I call her Kill Bill. Anyways, so, just gonna low-key ask you about your resident redhead squeeze. What was she like? Did    Broody McBroodster approve?”

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     You’re not the    Staypuft Marshmallow Man!”

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      ‘ Wha– ‘

Confusion and concern cause him to stumble.

     ‘ – the fuck are you on about?’

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     Wasn’t your costume all white at one point? Why’d you go all    inside out Oreo    on us?"

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@turnofxrogue too hot to touch honestly

     Peter blows a kiss and a peace sign. Not at all a nerdy gesture.You and flattery. I ship it, Rogue, I    do. Nerd status solidified by speaking like a tumblr user to the southern belle and X-gal.

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         “An’ now Ah’m wonderin’ a bit if Ah should be worried that a grown man is talkin’ like some o’ mah students. D’yah jus’ fo’get how old yah are sometimes?”

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     Yeah, uh, I hear the    girls in your class talk about me. Alas, severe age gap, though. And I’ll never look like the tween pop boys, or, sing like    Bruno Mars.

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@nutriicem liked (x) for a thing
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     You gotta teach me that, she was clearly speaking Spanish to a little starving boy. Might help me save more lives if my vocabulary surpasses knowing how to say give me a taco, or no sour cream.’”

That’d be great, Claire replied, tone distant and distracted before she leaned to her bag, Pulling out some first aid supplies.  I can’t just teach it to you though.           Maybe try a community class?Her head turned as eyes glanced over at Spider-man, returning her attention to the small boy just a moment later.

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     I’ll just try Babble. Peter’s clutter in his dorm is insane, but if you’d check his computer... Lord. So much. Pics of Gwen, first of all. A few shots of this redhead he’s sure is the girl who grew up next door to him in his youth. The last thing he needed was more space taken up by tech and software.

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     Peter took her hand in his, and enthusiastically, encouraged her to let the rest of herself out into the downpour. You sound like heaven right now,” he said, inviting all levels of romantic cheese into the conversation before they were even home to enjoy their melted cheese dinner.
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{ ღ }       She gives his hand a squeeze and lets slip a laugh as she gives up on covering any of herself from the rain. “Between food and me, I think you’ve gotten a good idea of heaven with the way you talk.” She grins, leaning into him as they walk. The rain isn’t so bad, honestly. It’s kind of nice to just have a night with him. No Oscorp, No crazies.   

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     “I wouldn’t know whether heaven is found in the way I talk or not, but I feel it’s embodied in every bit of you.” That was warranting a kiss in the rain. Better to consider it in the next few blocks they walk. Lest they get in the way of the market’s turnstile door. “I’ll take a cold wet night with you under stormy clouds over a bar full of hookers and sexist pigs any day.”

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                  i did my вєѕт, it wasn’t much                              i couldn’t feel, so i тяιє∂ to touch                                        i’ve told the truth, i didn’t come to ƒσσℓ you

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60 ways to say ‘I love you’ (DW edition)

  1. “You were fantastic.”
  2. “You’re my friend. My best friend.”
  3. “I’m not leaving you.”
  4. “I had a duty of care.”
  5. “You and me. Always.”
  6. “I was gonna be with you forever.”
  7. “When don’t I see you?”
  8. “Wherever you are, I’m coming, I swear.”
  9. “I miss you.”
  10. “You’re a star.”
  11. “We had the best of times.”
  12. “I need my friend back.”
  13. “Does it need saying?”
  14. “I’ve only got one life. I could spend it with you, if you want.”
  15. “Go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I’m not mistaken in mine.”
  16. “Look how far I went for fear of losing you.”
  17. “I promised to look after you and that’s what I’m doing.”
  18. “Hello, sweetie.”
  19. “You are worth fighting for.”
  20. “What makes you think I would ever give you back?”
  21. “My life was so boring before you just dropped out of the sky.”
  22. “You’ll never look any different to me.”
  23. “Oh, you are brilliant.”
  24. “That is nothing compared to giving you up.”
  25. “I shall miss you.”
  26. “Just this once, let me save you.”
  27. “If I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in you.”
  28. “I always see you. And I always listen.”
  29. “Who’s going to hold your hand now?”
  30. “Don’t forget me.”
  31. “No one’s ever going to forget you.”
  32. “I know you think it’s him. I know you think it all to be him. But it’s not. It’s you.”
  33. “Think about me, when you’re living your life, one day after another.”
  34. “Oh, I hate you sometimes.”
  35. “I said you were the most beautiful thing I’d ever known.”
  36. “Don’t be alone.”
  37. “I want you safe.”
  38. “Have a good life. Do that for me. Have a fantastic life.”
  39. “You watch us run.”
  40. “What if I need you?”
  41. “Please. Don’t even argue.”
  42. “You’re stone cold brilliant. You really are.”
  43. “Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?”
  44. “I’ll find you. I promise you, I’ll find you.”
  45. “You’re my mate.”
  46. “Take care of yourself.”
  47. “A cosmos without you scarcely bears thinking about.”
  48. “Are you okay?”
  49. “One person is more amazing- harder to understand, but more amazing than universes.”
  50. “Two hearts. And both of them yours.”
  51. “Whenever and wherever you like.”
  52. “I forgive you.”
  53. “I don’t think I could ever forget you.”
  54. “I wouldn’t risk losing you.”
  55. “Oh, my beautiful idiot.”
  56. “You’re the bravest man I’ve ever met.”
  57. “What’s wrong, sweetheart? What’s happened?”
  58. “I want you to marry me.”
  59. “I’m changing history for you.”
  60. “I love you.”
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about the mun.

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Tagged by @no one, fam, a Gwen blog did it and I’m bored

ONE. NAME / ALIAS.  Matt TWO. BIRTHDAY. Dec. 16th THREE. ZODIAC SIGN. Sagittarius FOUR. HEIGHT. 5′ 8″ FIVE. TIME. 12:12am, sleep is for the weak SIX. SLEEP. usually 5-6 hours SEVEN. FAVOURITE BOOKS. too few, and too unoriginal if it’s not a few manga or comics, honestly, but I am currently reading Fitzgerald for the first time. EIGHT. FAVOURITE ARTISTS. Fall Out Boy, but damn, I’m leaning towards Panic!AtTheDisco with their new album that just hit NINE. LAST MOVIE I WATCHED. Kiss, Kiss! Bang, Bang!... Tony Stark made a huge cameo appearance in it y’all!!!! TEN. COLLEGE. none atm. ELEVEN. DREAM JOB. lawyer. TWELVE. THE MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL. friendly sass bender. I think I might change it to MichealSASSbender, Idk. SpiderSASSbender? hmm...

8 PPL I WANNA GET TO KNOW BETTER: I’m not tagging anyone else tonight, do it if you wish to.

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     Either way, I usually get the less interesting codenames. I’m glad I’m not the been there, done that,though. Why did that always befall Felicia, or, Romanov?

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“I just kept getting the same two over again, it was either ‘currently doing that’ which seemed odd…or ‘happened in a dream’.”

“I never realized how much sex played into being a superhero…when I was Robin..I just wanted to help people…”

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     Alright, grab the water cooler. Grayson, isn’t it? You and I are gonna have a field day talking about this.

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