this too shall pass

HURRY UP

I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize

Don’t be a coward fish, do 5

YOU'RE ON!!

Double or nothing. ten minutes and you get a prize.

you're on!!!!

FISH PLEASE DON'T GO TOO FAR!! KNOW YOUR LIMITS, FISH!!

D:

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

Idk seems like a lot of people talk about it.

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

Kinda funny how Vivian TTYD being a trans woman hinges on whether Beldam is a transphobe or not in the remake/remaster

Congratulations! Transphobia is canon!

To explain, in the Japanese localisation, the group is called the Shadow Sisters, while in the English version of the original game, they're called The Shadow Sirens. In the Japanese localisation, Vivian is misgendered and bullied because Beldam sees her as a "man", and doesn't consider her to be a part of the sisterhood.

The remake decides to follow the Japanese localisation a bit closer. Beldam is withholding calling the group "Shadow Sisters" because she doesn't consider Vivian to be one. Vivian being a trans woman is only ever confirmed because of Beldam's transphobia.

“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”

–Sabjorn

honestly this guy talked mad shit for a guy with an entire draugr dungeon of mutant rats in his brewery. but i respect it

average american small business owner

Marceline <3

this is also how I reply to them.

Goals?

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

babe are you okay? you reblogged I’m Gonna Kiss You Stupid again

babe are you okay? you reblogged I’m Gonna Kiss You Stupid so many times that it got 100k notes

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them