//whUH WHERE AM I WHAT IS THIS PLACE
hi guys i'm a shithead
me to partners: please take however long u need to reply literally reply whenever pls dont ever feel pressured ever okay u matter
me thinking about replies: holy jesus fuck i need to reply or they'll hate me oh my god i have to reply right now im fucking sweating lord save me
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anonymously send me your opinion about me and my roleplaying and I will post it without replying.
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spookyxnatura
A big mix of them, so have fun with them! Intrigue, revolts, and fairytales~
- "Your majesty, the invaders have breached the castle walls — you must flee!"
- "I pledge my fealty to you."
- "One day, you will become a fine ruler of this land."
- "I need...
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PSA; concerning greetings and starters
I don’t tend to do starters unless I really feel like it. So if you want a thread with me the best way to get it done is to either;
- Jump in on my meme responses and make those a thread, no need for us to have had a thread before the meme, memes are awesome icebreakers.
- Jump one of my open threads.
- Invade my askbox both ic and ooc
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Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me
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❄ guardianoffun ❄ ❄ definitelynotlowkey ❄ ❄ snow-king-elias ❄
"How… how did you do that…?"
Loki looked up at the queen with a raised brow, smiling as he twirled a few sparks of frosty magic in his fingers. "The same way you do, I imagine."
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Anons; you should mess with my character. Yes, yes you should.
am i too late with this?
Horrible Truths rp Starters
"I don't actually love you."
"I just said those things because I didn't want to hurt you."
"The only reason I'm here is because I hate you."
"They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer..."
"I'm not actually who I say I am."
"You don't actually know me."
"Listen, about my past... It's not pretty, but you need to know."
"Honestly, if I hadn't promised someone I'd be frank with you, I'd probably spout more lies and run away."
"I don't think you love me. I think you like the idea of having me around."
"Truth hurts, don't it?"
"You'll never be enough."
"You can't do it."
"You're not strong enough to do that."
"You're nothing but a immature, little girl/boy hiding away inside an adult body."
"We're going to die."
"I'm cheating on you."
ooc note
//hey guys! just wanted to say i've gotten some new followers and I wanna throw out a reminder--
just because i don't follow you back DOES NOT MEAN I DON'T WANT TO RP WITH YOU. the main reasons i might not follow you back are:
- i am not familiar with your character's fandom
- i don't know how our muses would interact
- your blog has a lot of ooc/non-rp related posts (which is fine, it's your blog!) and i'd rather not have a lot of it on my dash
so if you followed me and i didn't reciprocate, don't worry!!! i don't hate you!!! in fact i love you!!! if you wanna rp, come talk to me, and we can sort out the above issues. <3 thanks, my darlings! i love you!
psa. i am an agonizingly slow roleplayer — my muses are fickle and some days all i can manage is chat threads or shenanigans. other days i can pump out longer threads like no one’s business. if it takes me awhile on your thread it has nothing to do with you as a writer or me losing my muse for the thread. never hesitate to ask for my skype for in between threads for chatting and plotting and fun.
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- “Aren’t you…a damsel in distress?”
- “If? If is good.”
- “I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.”
- “Um, I don’t know. I thought they looked kinda dashing.”
- “So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?”
- “Well, you know how...
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New comic readers: Please understand that you can’t read all the comics in the world at once. Take it slow, pick and choose, and enjoy. Don’t rush yourself and stress yourself out to try and prove yourself as a dedicated comic book lover to a bunch of douchebags.
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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentenses
"How much?"
"So what do you like?
"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"
"Give me the royal treatment, then."
"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."
"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"
"Can you.. Do that again?"
"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"
"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."
"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."
"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."
"In the day light we don't know each other."
"It was on the house."
"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."
"No feelings. That was our deal."
"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."
"You the one who called for an all nighter?"
"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"
"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"
"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."
"Of course it's a fake name!"
"This isn't a date, it's business."
"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."
"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."
"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."
"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"